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USSPACECOM

@usspacecom

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Sup nerds. Idk if I’m supposed to be geographic, functional, or service-like. Star Trek this ain’t. Pity the washed-up infantryman who ends up here. satire duh.

Colorado, Alpha Quadrant

Joined December 2018

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USSPACECOM

@usspacecom

7 years

.@AFSpace I’m your dad now.

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USSPACECOM

@usspacecom

5 years

Shut the fuck up, BRIAN.

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USSPACECOM

@usspacecom

5 years

Please @VP us nerds are already getting our lunch money taken daily, don’t do this to us.

Marcus Weisgerber

@MarcusReports

5 years

BREAKING: Vice President Mike Pence announces that uniformed members of the U.S. Space Force will be called Guardians. Threre you have it: Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines and Guardians.

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USSPACECOM

@usspacecom

5 years

🖍Literal. 🖍Space. 🖍Marines.

Marine Forces Space Command

@MARFORSPACE

5 years

COMMANDANT OF THE MARINE CORPS DIRECTS ACTIVATION OF SPACE SERVICE COMPONENT

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USSPACECOM

@usspacecom

5 years

Y’all were making fun of the Space Force’s bong rip the other day. .

XVIII Airborne Corps & Fort Bragg

@18airbornecorps

5 years

"It's almost impossible to watch a sunset and not dream".- Bern Williams

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@usspacecom

5 years

[cracks knuckles and puts on a tube top].

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USSPACECOM

@usspacecom

5 years

Nah you’re good fam.

CBR

@CBR

5 years

US Military Could Lose Space Force Trademark to Netflix Series

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USSPACECOM

@usspacecom

5 years

RT @therecount: Space Force off to a great start

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@usspacecom

5 years

Is PeTe LuCiEr FuNnY?.

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@usspacecom

5 years

i AM very important. #SOTU2020.

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USSPACECOM

@usspacecom

5 years

Snitches get stitches JONATHAN.

Fitz

@jfitz6

5 years

"Hey can I copy your homework?". "Sure just change it a little so it's not obvious.".

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USSPACECOM

@usspacecom

6 years

You maniacs had a chance to bring back M81 woodlands and you ruined it.

Space Force

@realspaceforce

6 years

Here's what we're using. They'll never see us coming!

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USSPACECOM

@usspacecom

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USSPACECOM

@usspacecom

6 years

No this is legit.

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USSPACECOM

@usspacecom

6 years

Naw. We got different underwear too. Shiny stuff.

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USSPACECOM

@usspacecom

6 years

CoMe fInD mE wHeN yOu’Re JoHn GlEnN DumBaSs.

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USSPACECOM

@usspacecom

6 years

Hell naw, nerd. Let ‘er rip!. What’s our anthem?!.

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USSPACECOM

@usspacecom

6 years

This is some bullshit. Our bases will be named after ‘MERICAN pioneers of aviation, like @TheRealBuzz and Snoopy!!!.

Blondes Over Baghdad

@BlondsOvrBaghd

6 years

Now that Space Force is up and running, @bayouwilson has some ideas for naming bases.

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USSPACECOM

@usspacecom

6 years

AtHlEy KeLsErToN

Kelsey D. Atherton

@AthertonKD

6 years

Face Sporce.

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@usspacecom

6 years

Daddy.

The Hill

@thehill

6 years

President Trump: "I will proudly appoint General Jay Raymond the first chief of space operations, and he will become the very first member of the Space Force."

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