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Anybody here good with Java-the-script? How about Pee-HP?
Joined September 2013
@AngieWilliams45 Yes! As long as you file proper permits with authorities and fill out your 1040 (and have health insurance), you're free!
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"Dallas Buyers Club" reminds us that the @usgov has a long history of killing people for their own good. #Obamacare
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What's Obamacare+, you ask? It's just like Obamacare, only with insurance company bailouts. Also, the webstie still doesn't work.
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Love #Obamacare? (Wait, really?!) Er, we mean, yeah if you love Obamacare, you're going to love Obamacare+.
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@shoutsout2tonio Look, it's real simple: Take your handouts, or be prepared to slave away for those who do. It's only fair.
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Good to see you back, @HealthDotGov. We were starting to worry that this whole healthcare thing wasn't going to work out!
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Hey, what happened to @HealthDotGov? How are we ever gonna get the website going now!?!?!?
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Numbers. How do they work? https://t.co/maosS2xHBm
RT the good news: Since 2009, we've reduced the deficit by more than half —> http://t.co/sdmyCcspIP
#Progress, http://t.co/6sctc86jeo
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So, yeah, joint defense with New Zealand's a *thing* now! Aren't we great?
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U.S., New Zealand Announce Expanded Defense Cooperation. http://t.co/ePcJFqNnhV
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@GrayManGary Did you really just report @usgov to the @BarackObama account? You spineless bitch. YOU are what's wrong with America. Pussy.
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We shouldn't be surprised that those eager to bring back sedition laws would be just as eager to censor others.
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Sorry we've been away, folks! Having some "web" problems. Heh. We knew we shouldn't have upgraded to ios7!
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