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19x Blackout at the work happy hour | Quit Zyns ‘22
New York, NY
Joined March 2025
Turns out if you spend pretty much all weekend drinking and eating garbage and get a total of 10 hours of sleep you feel like shit on Monday
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At the women’s semi I saw so many people carrying a box of these and a honey deuce. Whatever. But I can’t stop thinking of the girl I saw carrying a single hot dog and a Heineken
Guy in front of me in Ashe is actually eating the infamous $100 chicken-nuggets-with-caviar, which I thought was more of a parody than an actual menu item which people bought. We could almost certainly be taxing the rich more. #USOpen
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Yo they got Tesla Model Y out here
This white boy is going past Bedford Ave tonight 😲🥇🔫
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This just made me realize someone’s gonna pull a girl way out of their league by first generating an AI girl way out of their league, making a real girl way out of their league jealous
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Going to be giving some accounts of the game without the consent of NFL productions at the function tomorrow if anyone is interested
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Becoming increasingly bearish about the economic benefits of LLMs. But not enough conviction to set up a short position
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I had a fucked up dream where you can draft golf players to your fantasy football roster and I accidentally auto drafted like 4 of them. It was somewhat of a nightmare because they couldn’t score anything
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I’m shocked at the number of people who believe Trump is more “evil” than the people around him *”evil” in their world view at least
@mattxiv Trump is not dead/dying/a vegetable, you are the one in a delusional political conspiracy at the moment. But if he were, the opportunistic vultures that would take over would do far worse than what Trump has
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Don’t forget that anyone wearing white after today will be Immediately Executed
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Hammered at 6pm, girlfriend mad, lost $50 on Draftkings. Football is so fucking back
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