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Pussy is pussy, substance is substance.

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king 👑

What makes it even more sinister for me is as I’m watching the first episode I realize I’ve partied and danced with Cara from the show…

Who is going to be the first big account to talk about this new Masonic ritual Game Show on Netflix called “Million Dollar Secret”? Their games are becoming way too blatant

The chances I hit a good 2nd shot after a bomb drive are slim here… iykyk

I’d like to start a class to teach women in the art of toilet paper… You don’t need to mummify your hand in order to wipe a bit of piss. 4 squares max for pee

I think the biggest compliment is when someone tells you that you’re “well read” there’s a level of respect to it!

One of my favorite quotes is, “Anything I don’t love is still my own ignorance.” But fuck, every time I walk into the gym restroom I find it impossible to love all the old shriveled Asian penises I’m surrounded by…

JUST IN: Grayscale files for Solana $SOL ETF with NYSE.

And they’ll still say it’s fake

John's account has not been hacked. This is the real deal. More information forthcoming.

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BREAKING: Biden pardons Dr. Anthony Fauci, General Mark Milley, and the Jan. 6 committee in an extraordinary use of presidential power.

BREAKING: Trump’s World Liberty Financial, $WLFI, multi-signature address bought WorldLiberty.eth, trumpcoin.eth, erictrump.eth and barrontrump.eth ENS domain names in the last 24 hours, per CoinTelegraph. It also bought 14,403 $ETH, Ethereum, worth about $48 million.

Just got dumped after 10 years 😂

BREAKING: Congressman Buddy Carter just introduced a bill to abolish the IRS, repeal income, payroll, estate and gift taxes.

Go home. Newsom cancelled the water

When the universe was created, do you think it was a sexual act? 🧐

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Are we in a movie? 😂