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I’m not a 10, just two 5s held together by mashed potato

Baltimore, MD
Joined April 2022
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steven
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my job… is just beach (and bottoming)
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@kresnxk
michael ☆
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There’s so much I could say but he’d never see my point
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A West Virginia lawmaker is facing calls to resign after comparing LGBT people to the KKK https://t.co/tqXaiE7Fca
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@swiftieholicx
Tylo⸆⸉ 💌
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OMG TAYLOR SWIFT DID A PRONOUN REVEAL
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@charli_xcx
Charli
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based on an original idea by charli xcx. The moment. coming 2026.
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kamallot harris
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ngl I thought Tate Rae and Addison McRae were the same person
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steven
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wait that was the wrong account SKSKSK
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just took a gummy for the first time in a while… hep
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not to be shady but this is such a weird take bc this is implying people only make porn/content if they can’t get a job…
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steven
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“im unemployed, time to make porn” diva, thanks for the lovely bouquet but you don’t know the life of a showgirl
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If you’re hovering over me at the gym I will take longer
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had a dream I was one of lady gaga’s back up dancers and she was so kind
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oh she’s horny!
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like I like it
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steven
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the new Taylor swift album is nice if ur a little stoned
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waked and baked too close to the sun today
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https://t.co/HvPgGJODdx
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ηow that’s ηick 🤠
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thigh pics thigh pics thigh pics thigh pics thigh pics thigh pics thigh pics thigh pics thigh pics thigh pics thigh pics thigh pics thigh pics thigh pics thigh pics thigh pics
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steven
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wait guys tloas came out early??? I’m listening rn
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steven
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im going to be @KalebKevins for halloween
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steven
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hope this is ok
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@corensweti
elly
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the vibe i bring to the function
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@TootCrave
Toot Crave
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🚨 The NFL seems to be teasing that Suzie Toot will headline the 2026 #SuperBowl Halftime Show.
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