Another police officer caught taking weed on duty. Retweet Let's keep exposing them. Let the government see the people they employed to protect us
#EndSARS
Yesterday, neighbor told my landlord that I'm a Yahoo boy and he's been watching me for a while now. All because I work remotely. In his mind, he snitched on me but he didn't know that
Naira Marley dropped the first album of his career, no PR, no Hype, nothing. He still dropped it on a Monday morning. He thinks he's Wizkid or something?
What if this Russia and Ukraine matter escalates and world war III actually happens and the first male child of every family is called to defend their country?
Today makes it six years that I went to buy iPhone in Lagos and I tested it there. The guy went inside to 'pack' it. When I got home, it was android. My uncle asked me to take him there. He was ready to fight. When we got to the shop it was sliced bread they were selling there 😭
Me: "Dad I love you, thanks for the money you sent to me yesterday I really appreciate sir, I'm nothing without you. In fact you are the real GOAT"
Dad:
Randomly remembered when this guy said he had a quarrel with his brother who worked in a bank and they weren’t in talking terms for a while. So one day he went to the bank to withdraw 20k, his brother paid him all the money in N10 notes. 😂😂😭
Y'all remember when Aubameyang came to Nigeria for African player of the year award and his luggage got stolen and he had to appear on stage like this? 😂😂
In the bus yesterday, this woman was obviously tired and she removed her wig, the conductor looked at her and said in yoruba, "if you are about to run mad, make sure you pay my money first". I almost died of laughter 😂😂
I remember when I asked this girl out on a date and she agreed. So I picked this fancy restaurant on the mainland but she insisted that she knew a place and I said ok. We got there and it was a big canteen I was surprised but it was still okay. When it was time to order,
Lagos house agents can be very mad. This man took me and my friend to check a house and we told him that the rooms were too small. Like you could actually touch both walls if you stretched your hands and he said "no worry naso e dey be. If you pack in, e go expand" 😭
I just remembered how Vee was blocking everybody on this app then because of Neo. Once you sub neo like this, she don block you. Ashey she will still chop breakfast. Lmao
I remember one time when I was in a bus and I was playing candy crush. This girl beside me said she really liked the game and she thinks she has almost finished the game because the level she currently was was very hard to pass and she had spent days on that level. I asked her
I was in the bus coming back from an interview. Apparently, the interview didn't go well and I was moody because I really thought i was going to get that job. So, these two guys sitting beside me were gisting and they were a bit lousy. I wasn't interested in.....
We know Wizkid and Burna are currently in the top 2 spot in the Nigerian music industry.
Who should take the number 3 spot?
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I have this female neighbor that we really used to talk. Apparently, she was my one year senior in secondary school so immediately she packed into our estate, we instantly became friends. There was a day I saw her boyfriend with another lady...
Motara said she deleted the video on whatsapp yesterday immediately after posting it.
Someone posted it today after it had been deleted.
In this life, fear people that use GB WhatsApp. They can ruin your life
My cousin has been dating this guy and has been getting physically abused for close to a year now. Sometimes last year, he beat her so much that she had to do a minor surgery. The matter even got so big that her parents involved the police. I paid her a visit in the hospital then
My mum once beat me so much that I didn't eat for the whole day because I was 'angry'. She later came to beg me to eat that night but because I was still angry, I didn't eat the food. The next day, she saw that I didn't eat the food and the food got spoilt, she
My uncle just relocated to Lagos two months ago and he has always been easygoing. He'll say "if you stay in your lane, no trouble will come to you in this Lagos". I saw him going to work this morning, he don put koboko and pankere for dashboard. Lagos drivers don show am pepper😂