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I just want to make enough money and disappear
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My roommate just broke up with his girlfriend that cooks for us
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Bomboclaat
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Hollywood actors and their younger self
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Me on Twitter Me in real life
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The part I read The part the lecturer sets
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Me: When next money enters my account, I'll invest and spend it wisely Me when small money enters my account:
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When you're eating at a wedding and the camera man comes to your table
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WhatsApp, Instagram and Facebook down My phone:
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To whoever hacked DSTV, please help me hack my school portal and change my CGPA please 🙏🏿😭
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3.5 CGPA 4.45 CGPA graduating graduating with 2:1 with 2:1
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Me: "my phone number is 080 26 73 36 80" Person: okay let me say it again for confirmation "0802 67 33680" Me:
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Bomboclaat
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Another police officer caught taking weed on duty. Retweet Let's keep exposing them. Let the government see the people they employed to protect us #EndSARS
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If 2020 was a mission
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How it started How it ended
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JIMOH ISIAQ didn't die for us to be judging who was wrong between Wizkid and Reekado. Let's not lose focus abeg. #EndSWATNow
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Quavo took his Bentley back. Lord future is proud 😌
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Normal people: My uncle is a pastor Ghanians: My Ankle is a pasta 😂😂 #GhanavsNaija
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I was frying plantain and I said let me just tweet for two minutes. When I got back to the kitchen, I met Ghanaians inside the pan 😭😭 #GhanaVsNaija
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Yesterday, neighbor told my landlord that I'm a Yahoo boy and he's been watching me for a while now. All because I work remotely. In his mind, he snitched on me but he didn't know that
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DJ Cuppy in the mud 😂😂😂💀💀
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Millennials: We dress better than the Gen Z The dressing:
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Davido: Happy birthday Mama ify Chioma: Thank you
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After the protests, please can we continue living this way? 🥺❤️ #EndPoliceBrutalityinNigera #EndSARS
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@kirawontmiss Man's listening to Sinatra. I have to give it to him. He's real AF
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Nobody: Guys in 2011:
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No matter how angry you are, when NEPA brings light, your anger must reduce by 50%. It's in the constitution 😂
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A police officer caught taking weed on duty today. Imagine what he can do with a gun when he gets high? Retweet let's expose him #EndsSARS #EndSWATNow
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Naira Marley dropped the first album of his career, no PR, no Hype, nothing. He still dropped it on a Monday morning. He thinks he's Wizkid or something?
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What if this Russia and Ukraine matter escalates and world war III actually happens and the first male child of every family is called to defend their country?
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This guy no dey give yellow card that year, na red card straight 😂😂
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I used rat poison to kiII rat yesterday, the Rat went to die inside my AC 😭
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Davido is good, Burna is better, Wizkid is the best. PERIOD!!!!!!!
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Using a Tesla in Nigeria be like
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Today makes it six years that I went to buy iPhone in Lagos and I tested it there. The guy went inside to 'pack' it. When I got home, it was android. My uncle asked me to take him there. He was ready to fight. When we got to the shop it was sliced bread they were selling there 😭
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DJ cuppy when she was first born into Nigeria then she realised otedola was her father
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This fresher in my hostel wants to cook indomie and he's adding carrots, sardine, egg and meat. SAPA dey sleep, fresher go wake am 😂😂
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Today I saw the CGPA of one guy in my department that normally say "school na scam". I subtracted mine from it and he was still in First class
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Every time I try dating, I get a new sister 😭😭😭
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Me: "Dad I love you, thanks for the money you sent to me yesterday I really appreciate sir, I'm nothing without you. In fact you are the real GOAT" Dad:
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deji $
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Randomly remembered when this guy said he had a quarrel with his brother who worked in a bank and they weren’t in talking terms for a while. So one day he went to the bank to withdraw 20k, his brother paid him all the money in N10 notes. 😂😂😭
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This is the most underrated TV show of all time 👌
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Aunty Ada and Ejikem have broken up and nobody is talking about it?? After all the relationship goals on the TL?? Lmaooo 😂
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Y'all remember when Aubameyang came to Nigeria for African player of the year award and his luggage got stolen and he had to appear on stage like this? 😂😂
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In the bus yesterday, this woman was obviously tired and she removed her wig, the conductor looked at her and said in yoruba, "if you are about to run mad, make sure you pay my money first". I almost died of laughter 😂😂
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I visited my uncle's place yesterday and his wife served me 4 slices of bread with tea. Wife: "can you finish it" Me:
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Bomboclaat
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@crazyclipsonly The camera man before he came back
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Dear adesua, I'm not saying you did bad but let this be the last time please 🤲
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Before he left Now
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"Y'all can copy yourselves but don't make it look too obvious"
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I remember when I asked this girl out on a date and she agreed. So I picked this fancy restaurant on the mainland but she insisted that she knew a place and I said ok. We got there and it was a big canteen I was surprised but it was still okay. When it was time to order,
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Lagos house agents can be very mad. This man took me and my friend to check a house and we told him that the rooms were too small. Like you could actually touch both walls if you stretched your hands and he said "no worry naso e dey be. If you pack in, e go expand" 😭
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Bella Shmurda actually called Naira Marley "parlour dog". That guy don dey move with portable nothing you fit tell me 😂
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Zlatan right now: Abi I should sing "Charlie Charlie ni"?
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@kirawontmiss Maybe the Tigers should pay their PR team better
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Forget bomboclaat. If I'm walking alone at night and I see this, ima break usain bolt's record
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Best in Mathematics Best in Yoruba
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If you know this guy, forget heaven
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This never gets old 😂😂😂💀
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Me: Dad, Please can you buy me a dog? Dad: no, I can't accommodate two animals in my house Me:
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Naira Marley no fit try this thing with portable sha
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I just remembered how Vee was blocking everybody on this app then because of Neo. Once you sub neo like this, she don block you. Ashey she will still chop breakfast. Lmao
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I remember one time when I was in a bus and I was playing candy crush. This girl beside me said she really liked the game and she thinks she has almost finished the game because the level she currently was was very hard to pass and she had spent days on that level. I asked her
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Judge: Silence everybody. Anybody that laughs again will be thrown out of court Accussed: Hahahahahaha Judge:
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I was in the bus coming back from an interview. Apparently, the interview didn't go well and I was moody because I really thought i was going to get that job. So, these two guys sitting beside me were gisting and they were a bit lousy. I wasn't interested in.....
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Nobody: Travis Scott when people are in his room:
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Which one is ordinary 10k again? I thought the normal price was 2k. When did they increase it?
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I think Tems already has more international recognition than Davido
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So after everything, nothing happened to this guy?
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Until Burna boy drop hits back-to-back for 10+ years, he's not on wizkid's level. Let's be guided pls
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@aproko_doctor Me that I normally use 7 slices to check if it's today bread
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"If I perish, I perish"
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We know Wizkid and Burna are currently in the top 2 spot in the Nigerian music industry. Who should take the number 3 spot? Retweet for Olamide Like for Davido
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So some people seriously believe that Dangote is the richest man in Nigeria? No be by Forbes o 🤣
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@cuppymusic Nobody: DJ cuppy
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What is that food no amount of hunger can make you eat?
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Go to Google, search for 'BOSTA' and go to images.😂
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Four pics one word 💀
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Class rep: The lecturer is not coming to class but you can wait for tutori... Me:
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I have this female neighbor that we really used to talk. Apparently, she was my one year senior in secondary school so immediately she packed into our estate, we instantly became friends. There was a day I saw her boyfriend with another lady...
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Agbani Darego appreciation post: I don't care what anybody says, this is the most beautiful Miss World for me
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Seyi Shay remembering the points she could have used to win tiwa yesterday
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"The number you dialled is not answering but you can send......... NIGERIANS:
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This never gets old. Man played himself 😂😂😭💀
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Someone said DJ Cuppy will still owe her lawyer money 😂😂😭😭
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Motara said she deleted the video on whatsapp yesterday immediately after posting it. Someone posted it today after it had been deleted. In this life, fear people that use GB WhatsApp. They can ruin your life
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@kirawontmiss 10 year old kids today writing python codes Me when I was 10:
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@upblissed @AugustFlare Rex when he tastes India
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This 😂
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My cousin has been dating this guy and has been getting physically abused for close to a year now. Sometimes last year, he beat her so much that she had to do a minor surgery. The matter even got so big that her parents involved the police. I paid her a visit in the hospital then
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Me when I'm transferring back the money I borrowed
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When your side chick insists on taking a pic but your God never flops
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This is 2022 and there are still some people that actually believe that footballers make more money than musicians? Lmao
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My mum once beat me so much that I didn't eat for the whole day because I was 'angry'. She later came to beg me to eat that night but because I was still angry, I didn't eat the food. The next day, she saw that I didn't eat the food and the food got spoilt, she
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Minister for Education The education
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Tiwa: if I ever said anything bad about you, God should take my son Teebillz:
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Ogbeni dipo is around 40 years old, Ejikem is 42. Proof that you can be old and still be stupid.
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Every woman is born with this talent 😂
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My uncle just relocated to Lagos two months ago and he has always been easygoing. He'll say "if you stay in your lane, no trouble will come to you in this Lagos". I saw him going to work this morning, he don put koboko and pankere for dashboard. Lagos drivers don show am pepper😂
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@upblissed Bro standing next to to the wolf like
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