Uncanny
@uncanny_piscean
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Sarcastic, Funny, Realistic, Optimist, Blogger
Nowhere, Everywhere
Joined November 2010
A Few Rantings from My Restless Mind https://t.co/718uepOAFS
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Unscrambled Scrambled Thoughts
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The list of No's in #iranicafe 😂😂 No combing No brushing teeth No flirting with cashier 😂😂😂🤣🤣
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I was talking to a guy yesterday my mother set me up with, He: I'm looking for someone who will respect me She: You think, she will start respecting you in 1 day? He: I'll be taking her in my house & my life. Itna toh kar hi sakti hai woh She: Yes, like you're Rome was destroyed
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I've no clue why the recent generation needs to get ready in front of the whole world on the camera? Other than more followers & likes & and nudity for the idiots, what else does it really offer?
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These are only the Grade 1 soaps of India which A31 soap mentioned in the #consumers affairs list The Grade 3 are for animals & cleaning
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"जय श्री राम! देखो, ये है सुदर्शन चक्र का असली रूप, जो हमेशा अपने स्वामी के पास लौट आता है। विज्ञान और धर्म का संगम, जो हर हिंदू को गर्व से भर देता है! 🚀🔄 #सुदर्शनचक्र #हिंदूधर्म #जयश्रीराम"
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I wonder now how will all the guruji's adjust with this? Sabki kundalis will be overwritten now 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Soon they'll name the planet as an Asur as it follows a shadow pattern #astrology
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He: I love #ChristopherNolan movies. The #Interstellar was awesome Me: Yes, so was the Dark Knight, Oppenheimer, and a few more He: Who uske the? Me: Unhike Inception the He: 😑😑🙄🙄 #heshestories #heshestory #heshetales #hesheseries
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Ogilvy’s tribute for Piyush Pandey - beautifully written!
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I wonder now how will all the guruji's adjust with this? Sabki kundalis will be overwritten now 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Soon they'll name the planet as an Asur as it follows a shadow pattern
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Now that all the relatives have returned, #Diwali2025 is also done Need to head back to my home on immediate basis
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Iss aadmi ko yad rakhna sab
Name: Justice Sachin Datta Position: Judge, Delhi High Court Education: Graduate of Delhi University Instead of ordering the disposal of ORSL stock worth ₹180 crore, he allowed it to be sold in the market even after the product was banned. It feels like telling a thief to
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We came from 0.25 ps per ticket for a movie to 250 rs per ticket This journey is from 1977s till today #Inflation #price
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Ghar waalon ko time se ghar se nikalna bahar Jaane ke liye is a project in itself JIRA tasks bana sakti hoon main which includes announcing event to attend from 5 pm 🙄🙄🙄😑😑 #family #FamilyFun #Familylove #FamilyAffair
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