Connor Storrie graces the cover of CULTURED Magazine. 📸: Christian Coppola

“[Breaking News] The Ottawa Centaurs have acquired centre Shane Hollander from the Montreal Metros.” omfg shane hollander and ilya rozanov on the same team?!?!? PLAN THE PARADE🏳️‍🌈👨🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻💘love is love!

why is sports slang so fucking unintentionally gay it’s so hilarious to me😭 like what do you mean “plan the parade”😭😭😭😭😭

i’m still trying to make fetch happen

Egg and Dany #akotsk

jacob giving them a kiss on the head they’re his #babies 😭😭😭

they literally make me feel like i’m intruding

slavicphile newbie actor and his latinphile bisexual wasian actor best friend

just read a social media fic where ilya uses “)))”🙂‍↕️ i’m giving the author the ilya rozanov understander of the century and best social media and region-based typing quirks research awards… this is so beautiful

i’m tired of the learned helplessness in general! no one can do anything anymore. you can’t cook, can’t read, can’t go out, can’t make friends… stop making excuses and start trying! “but capitalism!” ok sure but fight back. reclaim even the tiniest portion of your life, my god!

personally i’m never calling myself “-cel” anything but you guys have fun

i'd be mad too

KATSEYE referencing pinkpantheress’ reaction to being called “you look like a million bucks” 😭

rewatched the first episode and it's so interesting that yuna's immediate response to shane being tokenized is to reassure the montreal metros rep of how assimilated she (and by extension, shane) is. and then cut to 7 years later and it's still very much an Elephant In the Room

https://t.co/GvntbAvyFo

he’s serving vancouver wasian raver realness https://t.co/MEx6cT2Bzw

although he apologized with a sympathy bun and revealed he is half italian

mutuals who want my priv please like this tweet. i can’t promise anything funny or particularly inflammatory on there but i egotistically need an audience

noticed a typo on a tweet that got 1k likes

One of my few sincere cornball beliefs is that this is what art is for and why it fills its purpose in our world.