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This is a kidnapping, let's start using the right language.
There's no world where a 5 year old can be said to be arrested, more so by an occupying power with a military presence...
Israel arrest a 5 year old Palestinian boy, over 100 children are held in prison without trial…
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Oh lovely, would you be so kind as to inform us which party was so cruel that it left people without electricity for 3 years?
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Indeed, it is quite clear artists like the mayor are not safe in Durban...
Ethekwini Mayor to beef up security after fatal shooting of AKA and friend
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Niyawabona ke amaZulu, very uncultured people who love stealing...
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Me thinks President Snail will convene a grey listing command council which will urgently put together a task team which will speedily convene an indaba in 6-18 months that will put together proposals for further investigations into how we can overcome the grey listing...
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Even I celebrate when my car overtakes a reversing car as all I have to do is remain in the same spot...
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The ANC already talks and behaves like a party in opposition, all we the voters need to do is help it realise this dream it has...
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The year is 2040, the 98 year old Mr. JG Zuma is appearing before a specially-created tribunal to deal with the question of whether or not he can appear in court for the criminal trial he has been itching to attend to for close to 40 years...
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Another problem is this thing of allowing anyone who paid off their debt to parade themselves as some sort of financial advisor.
Yeah you did well Nomathemba, but back to your corner before you annoy us...
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If any private business had done to a woman what that party did to its own MP, that business' front door would be blocked by people in red shouting at the top of their lungs, but strangely they are here defending that conduct...
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As soon as IPID calls them as such, for now umdlalo omuhle mawuqhubeke...
At what point do we start calling these extra-judicial killings?
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Evidence of rising anti-Semitism in South Africa, sitting next to the white genocide file in the same data room with the LSE PhDs, produced by the Thembisa decuplets, funded by the White Boys Spiritual Trust Fund...
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Some brains ought to be put in a museum so their owners can go on living without being disturbed by them...
@KarenAttiah
Namibia's preoccupation with Germany is disgusting. Of all the countries that have take a principled position to stand with Israel, Namibia could only single out Germany?
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Interesting research this you have conducted, but it seems you have some insights to offer - would the dish be better mounted under the bed?
Why does every shack in South Africa have a satelite-dish mounted outside?
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At age 49, how do you explain to your family, friends and associates that you were arrested all because of your love for a man who hardly knows who you are?
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'Hamas made us do it, if you don't believe us you are anti-Semitic'
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Pallo Jordan was right, the fellow only finds difficultly with the written word - otherwise he is properly educated.
The man could deliver an entire lecture off the cuff if he weren't busy scheming...
This is what Zuma said about the PAC in May 1990.
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That bursary thief didn't even try to clean the money via a tuckshop or tarven, just him and his stupidity taking on a multinational...
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What genuinely disappoints me about these bodies, be it the JSC, cabinet or the houses of Parliament, is that the level of reasoning is not pitched above that of the average Twitter space - at times it is worse as it approaches a shebeen argument.
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Fellows award a tender on the 10th, 15th they register a company, following month they are appointed subcontractors, their work only begins AFTER they've tendered their resignations.
Subcontract value - R67.5m, ensuring 10% of R225m for each of the 3.
Well played...
Top story | Three top staff quit the justice department - then benefited from R225m contract they helped to organise.
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The NSFAS 75% thingy has nothing to do with wanting students to pass, its part of fiscal consolidation.
Its just a way of absorbing the budget cuts, even if the students pass all their modules something else will be brought up to deny them funding because there's no money.
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Reminder: credentials is just a fancy word for attendance register.
Let it be known that the ANC has dedicated an entire day to discussing an attendance register - more than 1000 people hard at work doing this...
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Parties that forever shout bloated government have created a new political position in order to *checks notes* help stabalise their coalition government.
Very nice indeed...
[WATCH] I want to congratulate and welcome our newly elected City of Tshwane Deputy Mayor, Dr Nasiphi Moya. A deputy mayor will help stabilise our coalition government.
@CityTshwane
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Our problem is that we want the poor to be inconvenienced by potholes when they are grateful to have a roof over their heads, meals for their kids at school, free schooling, have their kids access higher education which seemed a distant dream.
Apply yourselves please...
ANC voters are not illogical. You may not agree with their rationales but if you really think 10 million people in this country are voting without thinking then you have no chance of engaging them to vote differently.
Stop trying to shame voters you fail to convince.
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Were Makate bereft of melanin, we would be told daily how not paying him acts to discourage innovation and will stunt our economic growth.
But he is blessed with melanin, meaning paying him would crash our economy the moment the EFT is made...
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All VW drivers are fond of the Hitler, yes?
Imagine driving Range Rover but hating on British
Bunch of shameless hypocrites
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Most confusing that CAs are said to be leaving our land for more attractive offers yet here we are in critical need of external auditors.
Why aren't these ones being incentivised to take up auditing roles here in loadshedding land?
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The paperwork to bring the former presidency home from Dubai has been lodged, I do hope the media mogul who now speaks for the foundation is practising his drumming skills...
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The KZN week has officially started...
BREAKING NEWS | A suspect linked to the murder of a police officer in KwaDabeka yesterday has just been shot dead by KZN police.
He allegedly opened fire on officers when they approached his hideout in Clermont this afternoon.
A stolen police-issue gun is among the items…
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We are not a people fond of thinking long term.
Some are celebrating Afriforum guarding the borders, next thing they'll be blocking public roads asking people for proof of residence and you'll be here complaining.
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Avoiding printing money from the SARB to fund government deficits by borrowing from international financiers is like saving yourself from credit card debt by taking money from a loan shark...
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I assume that from today onwards those nice SAPS helicopters with cameras will hover above crime hotspots on highways and border towns, with a mini rally of people observing their footage from a control room and then deploying many many officers to deal with observed crimes...
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Reminder: ignore Zionists and their symphathisers, they have nothing useful to say.
Also, might as well stop paying for any SA media house because they are hellbent on defending Apartheid...
South Africa is rapidly making itself irrelevant to the future of the Middle East, writes
@Bruceps
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The Honourable Professor Doctor Engineer graduated with a diploma in 2015 and about 7 years later is a CEO of such an important entity as the JRA - anything is truly possible if you believe in yourself...
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I am being censured, read all about it in my column in a national newspaper with wide reach on the internet.
I like your supreme logic Prof, very good...
This week a third South African university withdrew an invitation to me to speak on their campus because of my writings. And you thought censorship was an apartheid thing? My Times column on Thursday
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People at the Presidency each working day:
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@B_The_Destroyer
@MbalulaFikile
We long saw that point, what we see now is that we are being told that he ungrateful to a party that broke the law for him - the breaking the law bit takes precedence over an spoilt elder...
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Partners of the currently corrupt must see what's happening to Moses' wife and Markus' assistant wife - when the law comes, it leaves no one behind...
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The man is attacked by his own brain, arms will not be of assistance...
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Today we have the shouting session from the SARB wherein we shall be told the best way to help us avoid paying more for food and fuel is to make us pay more for all manner of credit like bonds, car finance and credit cards...
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The attempts by international law enforcement to remove investors and entrepreneurs from our Republic are nothing short of economic warfare...
BREAKING: Interpol and Hawks arrest members of the Black Axe and Airlords Nigerian organised crime groups in Pretoria during dawn raids. Story coming
@TimesLIVE
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The Presidential Intern: Gwede the Prime Ministers of Denmark and the Netherlands are here, come sign the MOUs on green energy.
The Tiger of Cala:
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Does this man grasp what a President is and what a President does or did he limit all his political understanding to grasping the role of metro mayor?
What is
@Action4SA
foreign policy?
Now i understand why there is no Elective Conference at ActionSA
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Dokta Lani assisting his colleagues attending to an emergency there by Helen Joseph...
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@Somvelo1
@AldrinSampear
Next thing people took groceries that go beyond their salaries.
Or they'll still want their full salaries, wanting the municipality to pay Pick n Pay from its own funds...
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The Sanitizing Premier providing opportunities for both the formal and informal steal industries - one will install and the other uninstall...
Gauteng Premier Panyaza Lesufi said on Friday CCTV cameras would be installed in townships across the province to ensure the safety of residents.
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Former MPs openly admitting that they broke the law, or at the very least conducted the business of the National Assembly in bad faith and in the process undermined a chapter 9 institution - and we must clap for them because they are being honest...
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Khona ke that profession can easily have plenty of home-made professionals, all they have to do is advocate for fiscal consolidation and make strange guesses then plot some points on a graph to justify their guesses.
Even a matriculant can fake it if they were determined...
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How nice it is to rebrand, Trevor is no longer a former Minister who was very much an architect of the mess we are in, having served in the executive in 4 of the 6 administrations in democratic Sous Africa...
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You people are not serious.
Sure there's much that's wrong with that scheme but smearing participants as drunkards pulled out of sheebens is quite dumb...
“What did Panyaza Lesufi do? He took your tax money to buy ill-fitting PEP Stores uniforms for untrained cadres and pretended that they were “crime wardens.” What kind of person pulls a drunkard out of a shebeen, gives him a uniform and a weapon, and then unleashes them onto a…
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Such complex matters as the opening of Facebook accounts need the collective wisdom of the Provincial Executive Committee and the broader structures in the province...
NEWS: The ANC in KZN says it is working on opening an official Facebook account for provincial chairperson, Siboniso Duma. That is after scammers exploited the fact that Duma does not have a Facebook account and used his images to open fake ones.
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Sipho Seepe is Professor of what exactly?
And which university accused him of such a great thing as being a Professor?
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You did not perform the activity stated in the first two words of this tweet, had you engaged in that activity you wouldn't have asked this question...
I thought Zuma forfeited his passport while on "medical parole". If that is true, how did he get out of the country to go to Russia?
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@Lebxgang
@Tina_Hokwana
Nope, read the judgement - he can afford and in fact the only thing he is paying here is 15k. The other stuff he was already paying.
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Health specialists madoda...
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We are being sold another Ramaphosa in Panyaza, if we are dumb enough to take the bait it shall be a very long 5 years in GP.
South African politics hinge on a party and this business of brilliant individuals in a heap of incompetents and thieves is a ruse to fool us...
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The negative reaction to the ConCourt judgement is doing exactly what we accuse Zuma of, we seem to have wanted the judiciary to put political considerations before legal ones.
Is this not what Zuma has counted on in his numerous attempts at avoiding correctional facilities?
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Nganezakwethu, you don't get to call a person's (group's) demands ridiculous then go on to say you long demanded them yourself before that person (group).
Logic!
ANCYL STATEMENT ON JULIUS MALEMA's DISHONEST UTTERANCES
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"Ramaphosa’s allies have advised the president to remain silent and wait for Fraser to show whether he has any evidence to support his claims. His supporters say this is to prevent a situation where the president ends up incriminating himself."
Just take a moment to think...
Finance minister Enoch Godongwana has come out in defence of President Cyril Ramaphosa, saying the case opened against him by former spy boss Arthur Fraser is part of a plot to block the president from seeking a second term as head of the ANC.
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Nothing annoys me like the bile spewed by those blacks who call themselves librarians or something of that sort who are forever butkissing racists and white supremacists...
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@luckymanyuma
@LukhonaMnguni
@Enghumbhini
@samkelemaseko
Samkele is a journalist asking questions that are on our minds as the public, and I for one would like to know if Pravin, the Eskom board and executives will resign due to their failures.
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For amanxila whose memories are impaired: Sello here was highlighting the dangers of Xenophobia, which he posited becomes tribalism when all foreigners have been banished.
He made an example of Gauteng people getting rid of amaZulu after dispatching foreigners...
This is what Malema said. Others will say "nywe nywe it's politics" ayikhale Ngizwe Mchunu.
Zuma | Ngizwe | Zulu | EFF | Malema | Zahara | djsbu
#Ukungenwa
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Vlad's interview with Tucker is evidence that the USSR had excellent education.
The man engages easily with complex historical events as though he were an American approaching pop culture...
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Even if Hazim Mustafa were paraded on national TV, the sceptical would say President Ramaphosa has hired a spaza shop owner to pretend to be the fellow...
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The reactions to Russia's invasion of Ukraine are most interesting, who knew FIFA involved itself in politics, who knew that the United States, European Union and their allies know what a violation of international law is, what a war crime is.
Soon all this will be forgotten.
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@MbataneMatshaya
@_Orori_
That is, a board sat in a quorate meeting to discuss the displeasure of an employee at a fellow employee coming in at their contractually stipulated time...
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Proof that getting young leaders doesn't automatically mean we'll get good leaders...
Your government is ANC and they can’t fix a pothole in your street, now cables in the sea have snapped what’s going to happen?
Sisekakeni!
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Mavuso Msimang celebrating the restoration of his struggle credentials by the esteemed guardians of the revolution...
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@CoruscaKhaya
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Esteemed economist, one Tbo Touch, has declared that South Africa will within the next two years enter a hyperinflationary phase which will heavily erode the value of money...
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A young workout before visiting the farm to see if any dollars landed yesterday...
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@dansmywholename
Fellows have no care for such minor inconveniences as the constitution of the Republic, they have Zuma and that's all that counts for them...
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This man could visit a dying person and come out upbeat about the measures to save said person.
He can't comprehend a crisis, however deep and wide...
#EskomCrisis
| Ramaphosa admits there’s a massive crisis at Tutuka but seems upbeat about measures in place to improve the plant’s efficiency. ~K
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It seems President Snail is now in tip top shape, in time to attend to weekend things such as farming.
His flu is scheduled to make a return as soon as you people start pestering him about this thing of being President...
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So Queen Mayvis', wife of King Bhekuzulu kaPhumuz'uzulu, sons are with Prince Mbonisi announcing one King while their mother is at kwaKhangela prepping for the real King.
A proper mess this...
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KZN tsotsis seeing tsotsis arrested without incident in other provinces...
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This conflict was quite fine when Palestinians were being killed, what made it hurt was human beings being killed - interesting...
“These are human beings.” White House spokesperson John Kirby breaks down on live TV while discussing the depravity of Hamas attacks. (Video: CNN)
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Our Gossiper did moonlight as a consulting engineer in his heydays, thus he is an authority on these matters - he is forever on point...
MALEMA: There are no proper roads in South Africa and the patching of potholes is nothing else but a pretentious way of wanting to be seen to be doing something when you are busy with nothing.
#EFFNorthWestPPA
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Mna Karyn I dislike this business of changing democratic processes simply because we dislike the outcomes.
This process was good until people got outcomes they didn't like - hypocrisy that thing...
And 4 of the lawyers on the JSC are appointed by the President. So political and legal lines blur - as we have seen in the past and present.
What we need is a transparent deliberation and voting process - so we know how candidates were chosen/excluded.
This shouldn’t be secret.
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We will continuously fail to make progress as a country if all ideas are judged on who is bringing them instead of what can be achieved with those ideas.
This obsession with personalities is very disturbing.
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There's a guy whomst we were told would turn the country around, then all he did was be shocked, regretful and generally absent from his own Presidency.
I shall say no more, lest I put at risk my ability to receive sofa-banked dollars...
Who is the worst President of the new Democratic South Africa?
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Let us entertain Inga's relaxation of labour laws thought, which labour laws specifically are a target for relaxation and how do these particular labour laws hinder investment in our Republic?
SA is in a tricky situations. Global companies can’t set up factories because of unions and the labour costs are considers high. Yet we have a very high unemployment rate. Do we relax some labour laws so that we can be considered a destiny for manufacturing?
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By the end of the year Ministar of Darkness will be visiting baby showers and such events to check if they have electricity...
[WATCH]: [WATCH]: This morning I am visiting the Nissan Manufacturing Plant in Rosslyn. The crisis that we are facing requires that we should take bold, courageous and decisive action to close the electricity gap.
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@enhle_ngubeni
@McDonalds_SA
This is very kind, we went to one this week where the time limit is 25 minutes...
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Then there's the possibility of Standard Bank being the inept one and not updating details on their POPs.
We must remember we are in a land alive with possibilities...
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Very important this bit...
"Finally, as people who have been fortunate enough to benefit from this democracy, we need to locate our role in building this country because it is in all our best interests for South Africa to work for all!"
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