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end qualified immunity, and show us the aliens already🛸 may the bridges I burn light my way check out my channel⤵️

Wisconsin, USA
Joined May 2011
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@typicBRET
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I fucking love you, man! We’ll smoke together again soon! Rest easy, my brother.
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Can you imagine the Trans Siberian Orchestra in shrooms, dude
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@AdamKinzinger
Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦
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I love the smell of panic in the evening
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Injury prone
@bmore_sports8
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Since winning the Super Bowl in 2012, John Harbaugh coached teams are 49-56 in games not started by Lamar Jackson. They are 75-27 in games Lamar Jackson starts and finishes
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@BlakPantherBabe
Monica💚🍉Free Congo, Palestine & Sudan
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We impeached Clinton for a blow job. What’s taking so long to impeach Trump for murder, rape, rico and treason?
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S’mores. Argue with a wall
@CollegeFBonX
College Football Zone
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What is the BEST pop-tart flavor of all time?
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Another year Zwarte Piet didn’t show up and take my kids… @gmiwhpodcast
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We are all thinking of you and your children, Jay. One Love
@ByJayMorrison
Jay Morrison
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Some unfortunate news to share:
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Shoutout to the Miami dolphins for putting opposing teams radio broadcaster in the corner of the stadium with terrible views of the game..
@Dan_Hoard
Dan Hoard
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Even with our “slightly” obscured view in Miami yesterday, it was easy to spot @BengalsCaptain and @bengaljims_BTR. There were a ton of #Bengals fans in attendance. Hope you all enjoyed the warmth and the win! #WhoDey
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BREAKING: QB Joe Burrow and the Cincinnati Bengals have agreed on a quiet contract extension
@andreperrotta13
Andre Perrotta
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Burrow laughing and animated with his teammates on the sideline. Let's all psychoanalyze ad nauseam.
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And Vikings fans expect a trade for Joe Burrow but the can’t get their plane to work, just fly Delta like the Bengals!
@TomPelissero
Tom Pelissero
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The Vikings’ team plane to Newark had to turn around today and return to Minneapolis because of mechanical issues. Minnesota is scheduled to kick off at 1 p.m. Sunday against the Giants in East Rutherford, N.J. Statement from the team: “Shortly after departing, the team plane
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Why will no Siberian Mushroom Shaman appear in my home tomorrow for the winter solstice, bearing amanita muscaria gifts for all? @gmiwhpodcast
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@RepThomasMassie
Thomas Massie
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When Trump says Venezuela stole oil from the United States, he’s talking about projects by Oil Companies that were nationalized by the government of Venezuela two decades ago. No one campaigned on using our soldiers to overthrow Venezuela to make these Oil Companies whole again.
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‘‘Tis the season for my favorite episode of Great Moments in Weed Histoy: the true story of Santa Claus!
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Podcast Episode · Great Moments in Weed History · 12/17/2025 · 59m
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Yes please
@UniversalPics
Universal Pictures
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A film by Steven Spielberg. Disclosure Day is in theaters 06.12.26.
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Next he’s gonna say, Venezuela has the fentanyl and bomb the shit out of them killing thousands of innocent people. Is this on @Kalshi yet?
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Today, Donald Trump became George W Bush. I never thought I’d see the day
@WhiteHouse
The White House
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MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN: Today, President Donald J. Trump signed an Executive Order designating fentanyl as a weapon of mass destruction.
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An organization that actually wants to win wouldn’t give af about this AT ALL
@LndsPatterson
Lindsay Patterson
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Zac is only under contract for one more year.
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I’ll take your refusal to give a rebuttal as a win for me @elonmusk
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What if you had a complete hysterectomy?
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Fire Zac. Hire Lou, who calls defense. Pitch can finally call plays
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What if you had a complete hysterectomy?
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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If you have a womb, you are a woman. Otherwise, you are not.
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