effectfully
@effectfully
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Haskell, compilers, mental decay
Joined August 2016
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man Haskell and he'll be asking for fish for the rest of his life.
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erectfully: "this was a stupid argument for 'programming is linguistics -- not math'" retards on the Internet: "you're wrong because math is linguistics" Imagine being intellectually disabled to the point where you think Y=Z is a counter-argument to ¬(X=Z & X≠Y).
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"I'm sliding with the security researcher" he said confidently to a person with actual research track record when siding with someone whose only referenced """publication""" on LinkedIn (there's no Google Scholar) is this:
@effectfully Until you try to make an actual argument, I think I’m siding with the security researcher at Google rather than some random smartass misogynistic loser with 10k twitter followers and a superiority complex.
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>put computer scientists in charge of security >they spot a few familiar CS things, prove them, leave glaring holes everywhere else, insist you don't optimize the code to not invalidate their little retarded model, write a paper and call it a day
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They don't understand that negative press about erectfully on Google's first page pushes the real negative PR (my tweets) further down.
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Life devoid of any meaning. No pursuit, no struggle, no self‑improvement, no discovery. Just absorbing sunlight, nutrients and vacuous messages from equally dull and spiritually inept peers. The life of a socialized cabbage.
“Tutto passa” mentality (anti-stress, anti-cortisol), sun all the year : lives in Napoli, one of the brightest and warmest cities in Europe, breathing sea air, laughing with friends, never overthinking life. His pizza is true Neapolitan sourdough with no oil in the dough, soft
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You complain about the algorithm because your garbage content doesn't show up on anyone's timeline. I complain about the algorithm because your garbage content shows up on mine. We're not the same.
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Sent you a report with two medium security bugs @IntersectMBO, enjoy. Also, sorry, but I decided not to inline 16KB of binary data into the email body and attached a file. Let me know if there's a file hosting service where you'd like me to upload those.
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these people misspell "erectfully" and then call themselves journalists
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Former CTO of the Haskell Foundation thinks Go devs are more productive and more mathematically competent than 99% of Haskell devs. It's so over.
@angerman @effectfully @affectfully @blinklabs_io What? They're somehow more productive and more mathematically competent than 99% of haskell devs.
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