sara :: panic! (the 'impossible' happened) 🇺🇦
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Video games, software engineering, functional programming, building bridges. Tweeting about whatever is on my mind! - Я вчу українську мову
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When I was little, the go-to for something priceless and irreplaceable was a Ming vase I feel like no one talks about those anymore Did they all finally break, or did they just become quite affordable?
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Idc how good your async/concurrency libraries are, working with futures/threads without static typing is *infuriating*
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Italian nonnas are truly magical because they're the only people in history who have been cooking recipes invented in the 70s since 1734
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Crying, screaming, vomiting
Math papers be like: Recall that the transpose of a matrix 𝐀, written as 𝐀ᵀ, is the matrix you get by flipping over its diagonal, swapping rows and columns. Let 𝐀 ∈ ℂⁿˣⁿ be a diagonalizable operator with Jordan canonical form 𝐉 = 𝐏⁻¹𝐀𝐏. Then for any analytic
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"You stand accused of first-degree murder. We have recordings of you planning and carrying out everything, and witnesses and fingerprints. How do you plead?" "I haven't heard about that, I don't know anything about it, I'll tell you in 2 weeks"
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I must not vibe. Vibe is the mind-killer. Vibe is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my code. I will permit it to pass out of me and through code review. And when it has gone past CI I will turn the inner eye to see its path to prod. Where the code has
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Hooo boy, stress level looking pretty elevated this week
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When the test keeps falling so you make a new simple af test called "sanity-check" that more or less just asserts "is water wet?" and that fails too so you're like ah OK, I'm literally just living in another dimension cool
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Mallorn trees all over Stockholm
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On ukrtwitter, they use the word айтішник for people who work in tech and I haven't yet been able to figure out if it's a slur or not lol
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пішла шукати ціну на чоботи в коментарях, ціну не знайшла, але знайшла золото
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It's so funny that in the final book of lord of the rings, they destroy the ring in chapter 3 out of 9
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Me when CI takes a bit long to build: this will lead to ww3 Me when a colleague is late to a meeting: how to start ww3 Me when a test fails: do you want ww3? Because this is how you get ww3
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