@criminalminds noooooo! I don't want you to catch #sicarius

@Acyn We are a Nation of morons

Are you effing kidding me?

@realDonaldTrump Make these arguments in a court of law and then follow the process. You can't run a country via Twitter posts no matter how many capital letters you use.

We finally figured it out. Limited Edition McDonald’s Sprite ⚡️😏

Might be my first post since the platform became X. What are tweets called now? 😆

#OniichanChoso #jjk #jjk246

Super sad this is the last season of @RezDogsFX I will always say "in that good way" for the rest of my life ❤️

Listening to my first guided nightmare on @scareyoutosleep and when @shelbybscott says "you wake up around 3am" as I crawl into bed around 4 to 6 AM 😆 #graveyard #graveyardshift #nightowl #insomnia #ADHD #neurospicy

Thanks @dojacat for spending 1,403 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Juicy. #SpotifyWrapped

My inner monologue has been in @Jokoy's mom's voice for last 24hrs and I don't know how to stop it!

#SUCKMYDICKTITUS

No amount of optimism can save you from death

Jeff Bezos is using his time to go out and zoom around outer space. Good for him. Poll after poll shows the American people want him to pay his fair share of taxes back here on Earth. Let's get it done.

Please stop

Once again, our people are being subjected to unjust racial profiling & harassment over a CELLPHONE! She didn’t even have the common decency to apologize for her FALSE accusation! This behavior is disgusting & incredibly dangerous!!

Today is a historic day for our country. Because beginning this morning, nearly all working families started receiving their first tax cut payment from the Child Tax Credit of up to $300 per child. Help is here with the American Rescue Plan.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Juneteenth marks both the long, hard night of slavery and subjugation – and the promise of that brighter morning to come. It’s a day of profound weight and power. Today and every day, we must work to ensure our nation finally lives up to its promise of equality for all.

Now that Juneteenth is a federal holiday, take a minute to learn about Opal Lee—the woman who did more than anyone to make it happen. Let’s follow her lead and try to leave our grandkids a better world than the one we came up in.