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You're a legend.
Legend.
Leg end.
You're the end of a leg.
You're a butt.
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Really excited that YouTube gave me the first 90 seconds of this year's Rewind to discuss whether you can eat your own poop if you cook it first.
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Five years ago today, the loss of a 17-year-old western lowland gorilla brought us all together.
#Harambe
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i have been forced to cancel my twitch stream about dark matter candidates.
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I said the thing.
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1000 days from today it will be 2/22/22.
And yes, 2/22/22 will be a TWOSday.
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Happy birthday to actress Jessica Lange who is turning 69 today, 4/20.
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Happy 4/19.9̅
Because it was so frequently stolen, in 2013 the Colorado DOT replaced I-70's MILE 420 sign with a MILE 419.99 marker 1/100th of a mile west
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"Earth" without "art" is just "Eh."
"Earth" without "_ h" is just "Fart."
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I will fight for the metric system, but Fahrenheit is BESTenheit.
Its degrees are 'smaller' (allowing for more precision with whole numbers) and its range feels more naturally suited to our day-to-day lives.
So that Daylight Saving Time legislation is pretty cool, but how bout switching to Celsius?
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The human activity of writing (expressing language with symbols and marks) was independently invented thousands of years ago by people in Mesopotamia, Egypt, China, Southern Mexico and Guatemala.
Today, their hard work finally paid off.
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Nobody:
/ˈnō-(ˌ)bə-dē/ 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯 No person. Not anybody.
Me:
/mē/ 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯 Used by a speaker to refer to themselves as the object of a verb or preposition.
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Wow! Just found out that 6 people in Rhode Island voted for Me to be US President in 2016! Thank you 😭
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░░░░░░███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ Bob is building an army. ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ ⚫/ This tank & Bob are against Google+ [████████████]. / Copy and Paste this all over ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤.. /\ This website if you are with us
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In this sentence, "-ough" is pronounced nine different ways:
A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed, houghed, and hiccoughed.
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UPDATE: I got married!!! The awesomest person in the world now calls me her husband :) I love you, Marnie!!!
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For a brief moment in 2006 I was the oldest teenager in the world.
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"You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince." SO TRUE!
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9² = 𝟴𝟭
99² = 9𝟴0𝟭
999² = 99𝟴00𝟭
9999² = 999𝟴000𝟭
99999² = 9999𝟴0000𝟭
999999² = 99999𝟴00000𝟭
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Because it was so frequently stolen, in 2013 the Colorado DOT replaced I-70's MILE 420 sign with a MILE 419.99 marker 1/100th of a mile west
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Harlem Shake videos are still being made and uploaded to YouTube at a rate of 3 per hour.
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🚨 Every episode of MIND FIELD is now FREE until the end of the year!! 🚨
If you haven't seen all three seasons yet, NOW IS THE BEST TIME!!!!
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Why do they call it lovin' when you love in the cold person of out hot hug the person?
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1 = 1!
2 = 2!
145 = 1! + 4! + 5!
40,585 = 4! + 0! + 5! + 8! + 5!
These are the only four numbers with this property.
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*sees a subdivision of a geologic timescale that is longer than an age but shorter than a period*
"okay, this is epoch."
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The smallest natural number whose standard spelling in English is as long as the max-character count for a single tweet is 13,373,373,373,373,373,373,373 which is spelled:
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👇it's Moby👇
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These are the 860 English words whose letters are in alphabetical order:
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The 2045th most common word in the English language is:
𝗦𝗘𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗧
The 693rd most common is:
𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗗
The 1924th most common is:
𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥
The area of triangle with side lengths 2045, 693, and 1924 is:
𝟲𝟲𝟲,𝟲𝟲𝟲
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Does
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"there are nonexistent
objects"
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🌽
"nonexistent
objects
🌽｡ ･
exist"?
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I'm drinking so much red bowl today never gonna sleep again lol yolo
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" ' 'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take'
-Wayne Gretzky'
-Michael Scott"
-Michael Stevens
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Lifehack: avoid red lights by driving at 114,004,827 mph. This velocity will blue-shift them enough to appear green.
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Want to feel old?
People born in November 2016 are already old enough to fully understand object permanence.
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Ever since I learned about the Baader–Meinhof phenomenon, I've started seeing it everywhere.
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Whether you're a
#CelsiusHead
or
#TeamFahrenheit
, let's not forget the common bond we all share.
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I had a blast yesterday talking with year 5s in Pāpāmoa 🇳🇿 Thanks for welcoming me!!!!
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