i'm not a poptimist but i am a synthesizer.

went to philadelphia to talk to alex g

RT @reallygordon: nobody does it like @tweeasfuck

RT @manobells: wake up it's @tweeasfuck talking to Alex G

i had to be so for real about this.

i love to edit music journalism

get off this demented website and read me on marie davidson’s killer new anti-tech techno album

i watched the grammys

i asked chatgpt to find an obscure electroclash track i can’t quite remember and it made up three songs that do not exist then suggested D.A.N.C.E. by justice.

one of my favorite saved screenshots is the invite to his montreal mansion party where tame impala, beach house, mitski, and king princess were playing (sponsored by UMG, apple, and chanel!) really bold for a guy who lives in metarie with his parents lol.

checking in on my internet mutual who’s been catfishing as justin trudeau’s closest friend and confidant for the past 10+ years (he’s now catfishing as advisor to the head of the european commission).

what if the exploding cybertruck guy just wanted to leave us a really sick meme.

i’ll say it nosferatu should not have a mustache.

year in mirror selfies ft gaudí, gehry & wburg eqx

god grant me the confidence of a man with three open buttons named vincenzo.

reviewing a new father john misty album to impress boys again

RT @santraluvr: smoking weed when you have a cat must be so nice like damn I'm high and oh my god hi baby meow meow.

secure in the knowledge that i lift heavier than most of the right-wing creeps, i remind you that nothing these thin-skin negative-charisma twerps care about will ever be cool. selfish, broken, visionless reactionaries—never forget it.

at the two shell lookalike contest everyone’s eligible to win.

RT @alshipley: stans are truly the dumbest people alive. why are you monogamous to a recording artist, please listen to other music, nothin….

i haven’t updated the app in a year, my block works perfectly and i’ve never seen an elon tweet. what’s the rest of y’all’s excuse.