I'm pretty much not on here anymore. If you are over at the blue place, come find me @ turbo.

RT @Lamp_Sec: Welp, my company just laid off the entire US pentesting team. If anyone has any leads on good remote web app pentesting roles….

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

X-Gen edition: oh, you’re a gamer? Name a DOS game.

RT @LegalizeWuhu: This is the most insane thing I’ve ever done. One of my dnd players challenged me to make a puzzle that would take more….

What an absolutely stunningly uplifting movie

I think there is something interesting to be created here. I'm gonna give it a couple weeks to recover from thinning it out to study it's structure and try to figure out how I want to shape it.

Found a Norway Spruce to be my next victim. It didn't have the standard bonsai traits you look for, but I liked it's split double trunk. The first pic is the raw material and the second is after thinning it and exposing the trunk.

The down side of getting into bonsai is that you can't just walk into a plant nursery without inspecting every tree's base and branch structure looking for something interesting. Spent an hour there, found 5 I liked and it was hard to only get 1. This could get addictive.

This has been an absolute shit week so I thought some yoga would be a nice way relax. I spent most of the time fighting video layout issues on my phone and a constant stream of notifications even though Do Not Disturb was on. In the end I was more stressed than when I started.

RT @wongmjane: Still trying to process this but my role at Meta has been impacted. Thank you to everyone for my wild journey at Meta. If an….

That feeling when you get a SMS phish with an strong indicator that leads to broader infrastructure. yay! Lets go hunting!

The B-52 guy was like “yea!”, but internally going “fuck”.

Funny thing about bonsai is sometimes it’s all about perspective. I’ve been working on a wind swept look and it hasn’t felt right. Then today I realized what I thought was the front (pic1) was really the back (pic2). Just turned it around and boom, there it is

After a couple tries I finally found the shape of the tree. It felt like something that grew on an ocean cliff with winter storms always blowing in from the ocean

What if this whole northern lights thing is really just a big Apple/Google conspiracy? Like, what if 5 years ago some PM at Apple reached out to a PM at Google and said, “dude, you know what would be fucking hilarious?” and now they are just laughing their ass off

The Procrastination is strong with this one

Also need to work on wiring technique. I've got a couple gaps between the wire and the branch, but you don't want to unwind a wire because it can cause damage. and I really didn't want to cut it off and rewire the entire thing.

Well that didn’t go as planned. The main branch was too thick to be wired and hold position. So I went with the secondary branch and was able to give the tree some height. Now I need to rethink what the flow of the tree will be with this new shape

About to try wiring my first branch, wish me luck. Hopefully I won’t do any major damage 😬

No matter your title or responsibilities, you're never too important to not get pulled into a Facetime call with a parent to help troubleshoot printer problems, “see where your cursor is? Good, move it 1 inch higher. Right, now click that. No, that's Facebook…”.