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Tristan Jemsek

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Cowboy Philosopher

Tucson, AZ
Joined May 2019
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@tristanjemsek
Tristan Jemsek
2 days
That moment in I trawl the megahertz when she says “and you, a hostage of crazed hormones will be driven to say I’m the next poet laureate, and she is the cherry madonna, and all of the summer is hers” right as the music changes >>>>>>.
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@tristanjemsek
Tristan Jemsek
4 days
It’s Stoner’s Night.
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@tristanjemsek
Tristan Jemsek
10 days
RT @superexcitebike: we gotta destroy america yall.
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10 days
RT @RealKevinNash: @87_delta Put a funnel down your throat I'll be happy shit down it. Gravity makes it difficult to shit up.
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11 days
I’m in my californication era.
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Tristan Jemsek
12 days
Life be lifin’.
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Tristan Jemsek
27 days
Damn everything is really bad right now.
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Tristan Jemsek
1 month
RT @wolfmanjaake: Fuck fascism fuck ice I love LA.
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Tristan Jemsek
2 months
If there’s one thing people my age love it’s thoroughly exploring intrusive thoughts and feeling uncomfortable! It’s my generation’s greatest artistic statement.
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Tristan Jemsek
2 months
Tweet media one
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Tristan Jemsek
2 months
People have been getting together and doing weird stuff for a long time now.
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Tristan Jemsek
2 months
Can you imagine what Buster Keaton would have done if he had access to a skateboard and youtube?.
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Tristan Jemsek
3 months
Note to self: update bitmoji now that I’m buff.
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Tristan Jemsek
3 months
Hit the steali pipe, crack open a cold one, text some homies, crank the window ac unit, turn on youtube, lay back and it’s good to be king.
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Tristan Jemsek
3 months
I’m adopting a cooler, more zen persona that will hopefully carry over into my lifestyle.
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Tristan Jemsek
3 months
This didn’t work.
@tristanjemsek
Tristan Jemsek
6 months
Prayer circle. 🕯 🕯. 🕯 🕯. Phoenix. 🕯 Suns 🕯. 🕯 🕯. 🕯 🕯.
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@tristanjemsek
Tristan Jemsek
3 months
Not a fan of loitering laws, let them hang out is what I say.
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@tristanjemsek
Tristan Jemsek
3 months
I am constantly entering my prime.
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Tristan Jemsek
3 months
At the @OldSpaghFactory full of enough Chianti and milk to take down a rhino.
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3 months
Things are going unbelievably well for me.
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