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Tristan Jemsek

@tristanjemsek

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Cowboy Philosopher

Tucson, AZ
Joined May 2019
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@tristanjemsek
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5 days
RT @superexcitebike: we gotta destroy america yall.
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5 days
RT @RealKevinNash: @87_delta Put a funnel down your throat I'll be happy shit down it. Gravity makes it difficult to shit up.
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6 days
I’m in my californication era.
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7 days
Life be lifin’.
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22 days
Damn everything is really bad right now.
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1 month
RT @wolfmanjaake: Fuck fascism fuck ice I love LA.
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1 month
If there’s one thing people my age love it’s thoroughly exploring intrusive thoughts and feeling uncomfortable! It’s my generation’s greatest artistic statement.
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2 months
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2 months
People have been getting together and doing weird stuff for a long time now.
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2 months
Can you imagine what Buster Keaton would have done if he had access to a skateboard and youtube?.
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3 months
Note to self: update bitmoji now that I’m buff.
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3 months
Hit the steali pipe, crack open a cold one, text some homies, crank the window ac unit, turn on youtube, lay back and it’s good to be king.
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3 months
I’m adopting a cooler, more zen persona that will hopefully carry over into my lifestyle.
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@tristanjemsek
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3 months
This didn’t work.
@tristanjemsek
Tristan Jemsek
6 months
Prayer circle. 🕯 🕯. 🕯 🕯. Phoenix. 🕯 Suns 🕯. 🕯 🕯. 🕯 🕯.
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3 months
Not a fan of loitering laws, let them hang out is what I say.
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3 months
I am constantly entering my prime.
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@tristanjemsek
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3 months
At the @OldSpaghFactory full of enough Chianti and milk to take down a rhino.
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3 months
Things are going unbelievably well for me.
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3 months
Accepting a friend request on Facebook, in the bathroom of a bar, saying aloud: “yes, you are my friend”.
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3 months
RT @OlivePit1967: We are open daily from 8:00am-6:00pm!
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