RT @superexcitebike: we gotta destroy america yall.

RT @RealKevinNash: @87_delta Put a funnel down your throat I'll be happy shit down it. Gravity makes it difficult to shit up.

I’m in my californication era.

Life be lifin’.

Damn everything is really bad right now.

RT @wolfmanjaake: Fuck fascism fuck ice I love LA.

If there’s one thing people my age love it’s thoroughly exploring intrusive thoughts and feeling uncomfortable! It’s my generation’s greatest artistic statement.

RT @ColumboScreens:

People have been getting together and doing weird stuff for a long time now.

Can you imagine what Buster Keaton would have done if he had access to a skateboard and youtube?.

Note to self: update bitmoji now that I’m buff.

Hit the steali pipe, crack open a cold one, text some homies, crank the window ac unit, turn on youtube, lay back and it’s good to be king.

I’m adopting a cooler, more zen persona that will hopefully carry over into my lifestyle.

This didn’t work.

Not a fan of loitering laws, let them hang out is what I say.

I am constantly entering my prime.

At the @OldSpaghFactory full of enough Chianti and milk to take down a rhino.

Things are going unbelievably well for me.

Accepting a friend request on Facebook, in the bathroom of a bar, saying aloud: “yes, you are my friend”.

RT @OlivePit1967: We are open daily from 8:00am-6:00pm!