weaponized whimsy
@trinketmandrel
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hostile, when it's justified. haven't touched grass since 2020. social media managers hate me. mental health professionals fear me. meme thieves wanna be me.
she/her adult United States
Joined April 2021
I love when .@trixiemattel gets spicy and talks about real shit sometimes. Also she is vry beautiful
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Sometimes I feel like no one fwm but then I go to work and get given food, energy drinks and vapes and I'm like no! I am a queen of the people actually
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Had a dream I lost my nose screw and woke up and it was in fact gone. Yes, I'm a psychic but at what cost?
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This horrible woman actually advises the president of the united states
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WHEN ITS A FREE TRIAL FOR A PRODUCT, LET IT ACTUALLY BE A FREE TRIAL. DONT FORCE ME TO ENTER MY CREDIT CARD INFO SO YOU HOPE I FORGET AND TAKE MY MONEY.
What's the most boomer complaint you have?
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As you are reading this about to go to bed or sitting in your comfy chair, about 700,000 Americans are homeless. It would cost about $20 billion to end homelessness. Republicans sent $20 billion to Argentina. Priorities....
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who decided that skeletons are scary be honestly i’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room
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may this kind of people find me asap, thanks universe
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nobody is intentional about romance anymore. everyday its the nonchalant olympics. so many passive aggressive beasts trying to win made-up idgaf wars. like u ppl r scaring me. ur scary as fuck. i am scared of ur deliberate lack of care in the pursuit of love. i am scared of u.
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Not her being tiddy high 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted everyone to love me and to have a lot of friends and to have a lot of money and for everyone to think im cool and also die sometimes
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The way this image perfectly encapsulates this sentiment wow
scared to be my Real Self around anyone bc what if they find out i’m Messed Up…maybe i’ll push them away & isolate myself & live a life of lies…Yea that should do it…
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Rent is $2300+ in major cities. Bruh, actually we do not care
At what age is it considered embarrassing to still be living with your parents these days?
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What is an actual good lip balm/butter? If you say B***** B***, no.
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Every time I make a straight m*n mad, my grandmothers' spirits probably be smiling
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I feel like I need to be honest I am a chronic stoner and a bad Texter. I’m also quite a bit antisocial. But once you get to know me, I really will not STFU
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sex is a very intimate and sacred act. your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who generates AI art
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This lady asked to order a custom cake for next day pickup & I said it wasn't enough time. She smirked, turned to her teens. I was like did you want me to tell you no? 👀👀 She said well I told them to order it earlier. I said ma'am, you're messy & I support u. She's an aquarius
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