RT @The_Real_Yay: Fell Out Of My Chair! 🤕😭💀

I always keep an ace up my sleeve for whatever is dealt!.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

Delete the “lol” from the end of your sentences and just say what you need to say….

I swear driving in Dallas is like driving behind a student driver in EVERY LANE 🙄.

RT @_THELOS: Summer went fast.

Happiness begins where selfishness ends….

You can either get paid for the decisions you made years ago, or pay for the decisions you made years ago…. Choose wisely….

RT @hawk_lovr: I don't know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you're at the grocery store or restaurant.

RT @olueeee: Noah Lyles so chatty.

$50M harvest by 2028….

Today I learned a very valuable lesson‼️.

Just made my first college tuition payment as a parent and I will never be able to retire 🤣🤣. Dr Jai in the works!!.

RT @BaldJesusFareal: Control what you can control.

My old man has driven to Mississippi to get one of those fryers my man cooks all that damn chicken on 🤣🤣🤣.

I’m done flying @AmericanAir. Every flight the last year to a specific destination has been delayed. Today my flight was CANCELLED 30 min before boarding 🤦🏽‍♂️.

😏.

I was going to @UberEats a meal and my tab was $47. I go to the restaurant and order to go, and it was only $22. The wild part is I ordered through the self service kiosk and it had the nerve to ask me for a tip 🙄. Am I tipping myself? WTF is going here man 🤦🏽‍♂️.

RT @olueeee: Ace Bailey gotta be sick 😂😂.

RT @Pastor__West: You've entered the chapter where it all goes right.

72 hour fast starts today….