ITS PRIDE MONTH LETS GIVE IT UP FOR MARIAH CAREY THE INVENTOR OF THE GAYS

subtracting people off my body count

ITS SUGAR SWEET FRIDAYYYY

Me on Sept 26th

Robert Eggers has thanked Spongebob for introducing younger audiences to Nosferatu for the first time. (Source: @THR)

This is how beers be inviting me after work

She really smoked a pupusa on 4/20. 😲

Happy mother’s day to all that celebrate

twink death

Let’s get the blood flowing and pumping on this good Wednesday

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Ya don’t let a bitch enjoy a meal in peace damn!

Look at @thadeuces in his lil slut fit with @tragiclyfe

French tourists in NYC are hilarious why did you bring your young family to myrtle wyckoff

was bottoming the other night and boyfriend #2 asked if my hole was his. you’re definitely a shareholder let’s say that!

Somewhere a Capricorn is thinking of everything that’s ever happened to them

In bushwick we were not allowed to have normal hair. If you didn’t have a mullet they would scalp you. Eating food was considered privilege so we only could eat ketamine. And if you refused to eat the ketamine a DJ firing squad would shoot you in the head

A national holiday. Lemme call out of work.