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@tracheussy

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sigma male, self made hypocrite ╰⁠(⁠ ⁠・⁠ ⁠ᗜ⁠ ⁠・⁠ ⁠)⁠➝ bmi¹⁷

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Joined March 2022
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@tracheussy
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I can rant about things that annoy me for decades, but instead I work on creating things that don't annoy me. I'm a productive member of society.
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@tracheussy
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Real
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@tracheussy
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I'm wheezing
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@tracheussy
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HUHH.?? LMFAOO
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@tracheussy
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This is so canon
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@tracheussy
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Biggest plot twist wtf
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@tracheussy
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4 months
IDC I'm live tweeting my reaction to this whole thing. Literally so real Rowley would say that
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@tracheussy
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@bigdickorexic Real like the writing style is too real Greg would be just like this
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@tracheussy
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5 months
The infamous AliExpress vapes
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@tracheussy
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4 months
GO OFF KING
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@tracheussy
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22 days
Ended up crying, leaving early, and getting crossed w strangers
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@tracheussy
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4 months
Holy shit (this is the fic the "I'm not gay Greg" meme is from)
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@tracheussy
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So morbidly obese people are perfectly fine to be celebrated when companies hire them for "diverse bodies 🥺" but as soon as an underweight person exists they're encouraging ana?
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@tracheussy
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@euronatiii Kids book is when no gays
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@tracheussy
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5 months
MASSIVE thread on how @/ashindeal042 scammed me out of 1.2k
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@tracheussy
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10 months
What in the placebo
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@tracheussy
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I've never seen a haircut so fucking ugly it makes me wanna barf on the screen
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@tracheussy
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2 years
Question. Wyd if someone unironically tries to be cute by kissing your scars ?
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@tracheussy
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1 year
Mf that's cookies n cream ice cream
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@tracheussy
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2 years
When will my suffering end
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@tracheussy
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1 year
Imagine being able to just LOOK at food and see all the nutrition facts
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@tracheussy
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I caved, I love cigs and I love my juul but goddamn I couldn't resist
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@tracheussy
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Nuh uhhh 😭
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@tracheussy
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2 years
@Z3R0_B0N3S Me when I bleed semen
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@tracheussy
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1 year
What if I said I thought "BED-chic" was out?
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@tracheussy
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@calorieopsseoyo No 😎 my body isn't a temple it's an abandoned shed in the woods
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@tracheussy
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@MusaLBBH NATURALLY LARGE LMFAOO I'M STEALING THAT
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@tracheussy
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1 year
My mom always calls me skinny but yesterday she told me she believes I'm a healthy weight. Is she saying that for her own peace of mind or am I really just that massive?
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@tracheussy
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2 years
When you're touch starved but have a literal phobia of being touched 😐
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1 year
Plz tell me I'm not the only one who rawdogs their period out of pride cause painkillers are for the weak
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@tracheussy
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2 years
@zerocalsoda I love being skinny. I love the way my collarbones accessorize any outfit, I love the way bracelets dangle off my skinny wrists, I love how I've never had to deal with clothes being too small, love sacrificing myself to the burden of the middle seat in a car with pride
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@tracheussy
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1 year
Throwback to one of my most controversial takes
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@tracheussy
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2 years
@999kc4ls "wanna slap our bones together?" (flirting)
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@tracheussy
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7 months
GUYS I THINK I HIT BEAN 😱😭😭😟😬🫣
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@tracheussy
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1 year
Your honor, may I present..
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@tracheussy
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1 year
Idc if you see a dog 😭 my hungry blind ass sees ice cream.
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@microdxse I love this brand of normies. Nothing hateful just being silly
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@slxt4urmom Now, if I may...
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@tracheussy
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1 year
@bugbinging Cool in a modern art kinda way, but it's ugly as fuck
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@tracheussy
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Disclaimer: I'm an idiot and I should've have gotten into this mess in the first place but once I did I just kept going - which is what they wanted
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@tracheussy
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@ButtersMexicano Lord my mother said something similar but I was so numb at the time, so full of brain fog and the faintest glimpse of happiness that I just smiled
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@skzbmi Churrcock
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@anasangeIs Not the "(almost 15)"
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@bugbinging I'd fr do that if someone did that
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@skinniest_b 800? God damn I'd rather have a bakery croissant or smt that's actually worth it
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@linoc4ls Girl there's nothing wrong with being bi 😐
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@tracheussy
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AliExpress is fucking insane you would never guess what this is
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@nymphindistress Why tf is she annotating printed wattpad smut
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@tracheussy
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Apparently I'm bmi17.2 ??
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@nicstarves A week before indigenous peoples day ?? 🤨 Ok 70%.. we can very much see you
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@miroooas The way he's standing 😩
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@tracheussy
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IT LOOKS EVEN WORSE WITHOUT THE HAT
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@angelicdying Cause I hate myself
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@tracheussy
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1 year
I got fucking jumpscared I forgot I'm skinny
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@ppslitz Imagine I start trauma dumping and he's like "you're interesting"
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@labiaomad edtt she'd cry about never eating again and then binge on potato chips
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@1kitten1latte God bless the USA
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What if... I was a creep.. hypothetically, we should consider the fact that... I'm a weirdo. For the sake of the argument, assuming that I am both a creep and a weirdo.. would it not be logical to conclude that I do not belong here?
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@femwaif Don't call it omad if it's not your only meal?????
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Best dunkorexix fr, have you even seen him eat anything?
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@bugbinging THE CALORIE MAN?? OMG NEW TOOTH FAIRY NEW SUPERHERO THINGY LOOK OUT 4 THE CALORIE MAN
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I turned down the original price, stating that I could afford 280. They proceeded to add more and more fees
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Please please retweet, that acc is following so many drugtwt accounts
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@tracheussy
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Candid th*nspo, dare I say?
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@tracheussy
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My little €d journal from when I was 13 😐
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@tracheussy
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This back and forth nonsense is still going on and I have yet to receive ANY money back
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@soeyscnd Average drunk0rexic
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@badussyrexic He such a silly little white boy 🥰🥰 (he's 30)
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Uhh I um the hmm uh the fit
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@bcrrykcals "rice style" WHAT FTHE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???? 😭
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Dude I cannot stop giggling at this. He fucken he omg he eat the houseplant holy fuck
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@tracheussy
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@pixiepurgeatory Smoking w/o inhaling is like using liquor as mouthwash or chew n spitting edibles 😭
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How d:bh characters would react to you telling them you're anorecksic (inspired by @soleilcalsxo )
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@cinnamenas Idk I can sit in my gfs sink
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@girlyhandhaver Right??? She has the body of a ballerina, tdee must be like 2.2k
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@pro_m1a SHE'S SO PRETTY WHAT THE FUCKK
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Plz tell me I'm not the only one who hasn't had their first kiss ????
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@mytsundoku "5000 puffs" "electric pen" "vapor"
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@nocausee $10 a pop 😎
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@Honeybeeisrad 4 hours of masturbation
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Need a sugar daddy to give me 1.2k
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@tracheussy
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Thx for all the kind words, y'all are the best fr
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Ended up crying, leaving early, and getting crossed w strangers
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@kaworukcals Fr and the song Eat is fuckin delectable
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@herbruisedribs Couldn't be me aha
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@mishibread Obsession is when bitmojis kiss 🤪🥺😤😍😍
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@VOXILED 1200¢ a day keeps the adipose tissue away
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I'm diet emo, emo lite™ if you will
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@tracheussy
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Top 10 date ideas
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@tracheussy
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The best part of looking androgynous is saying "suck my dick" with full confidence
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@hearteuns Raw dogging it and using my brain and phone calculator 😭
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@starvingst4r I love the sink
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@prototien Proud of her bed recov but holy fuck that looks nasty
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Thoughts?
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@tracheussy
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@dahyuncalss Fuckin coffee
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@tracheussy
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Idc I fucking LOVE MY SCARS
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@tracheussy
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Yesterday <3
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