Vegetarian but still fat #howdoesthatwork #vegetarian #HealthyEating

Little late but Happy St Patty’s day !🍀

Off for a fortnight before I start my new, better paid job than anything at my current place. Finally moving up in the world

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There's Nowt Like The Potteries

My husband has started whispering "Time for tubby custard" just before he orgasms. I don't know how much longer I can stay with him.

❌ heritage is on fire ❌ museums closed ❌ no hs2 link ❌ no council ran buses ❌ no arena ❌ cancelled investment zone ❌ stoke & Longton station building ❌ trentham/meir station ❌ stoke to leek line ❌ demolished a statue ❌ no arena ❌ no tram network ✅ new car park

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When you’re trying to take a photo of a geological wonder and Sharla keeps putting her hand in the bloody way. Also 🥳💍!!!

After 200 years, LGBTQ+ people were counted in the Census 2021 - a historic moment! As more people have learned about our lives, attitudes have changed, allowing us to write new, more colourful chapters in our country's story. Here are 5 things you might've missed. #LGBTHM23 🧵

Today, after I had cooked us a delicious sausage casserole, my doting boyfriend helpfully took our empty plates to the kitchen and put them in the sink, so that later I could remove them from the sink and wash them. I don't know what I would do without him.

Never forget

Feeling accomplished because I ticked off 1 out of 1384 things I need to do

I once spat inside a copy of David Cameron's memoirs in WHSmiths. I hated him & reasoned that anyone buying the book was awful enough to deserve it.

I would like the non tired portion of my cpap therapy to begin now please

“A platform for progress”

An email to Beckham’s PR. Less than 4 days to go. #benderslikebeckham 🌈

So that’s: North Klay The Orchard The Quarter All closed in Piccadilly within the last 12 months, with The Corner seemingly not far behind We had a real shot at making a great independent culture scene in Stoke and we blew it Learn the lessons for Spode We need drastic change

My favourite meme 🥰 so wholesome

did anyone else who got bullied as a kid constantly hear the “the bullies are just jealous” line and KNOW that that wasn’t the reason but you didn’t know what the reason was and then as an adult you started looking up autism&adhd traits and now you feel vindicated because you

Just a parody of myself nowadays. Please don’t cancel me Overlord Elon