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Chronically Online Accountant, Bookkeeping Business Owner & NFL Football Fanatic

Oklahoma
Joined November 2022
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@touchgrass_ron
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Not sure why people freak out about student loans. You can select the “extended graduated” payment plan & pay like $2/mo in principal over 25 years if you can’t afford the standard 10 year plan.
@sandinistaoliva
That radical social work chick
20 hours
So is anyone freaking out about student loans or are we just ignoring it since everything else is terrible?.
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@touchgrass_ron
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38 minutes
Wife is putting me to work on the four wheeler for the kids tonight I guess. We’ll see how this goes.
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@touchgrass_ron
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8 hours
You’re black-pilling? I’m technologically illiterate, running command prompt as an administrator, and you’re black-pilling?.
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@touchgrass_ron
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9 hours
Someone at work took my drawer in the fridge. I might actually lose it.
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@touchgrass_ron
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10 hours
For about a decade my mom was a Word Perfect absolutist.
@metalgearobama
Kafka, Esq. 🧌
20 hours
It’s honestly a testament to the power of monopolies that NOBODY has invented a better alternative to MS Word, a software that objectively sucks at its supposed core competency.
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@touchgrass_ron
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1 day
CEO & HR Manager vibes.
@asimbawe
Bibawen
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My wife’s uncle & his wife have been pushing their 10 year old so hard in golf this year that he dislocated his knee the other day. Do not do this to your kids, people.
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Why would anyone ever pay credit card interest at 25%+ when you can balance transfer into 0.00% for 12-18 months at a time ad infinitum for 3-5%?.
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@touchgrass_ron
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@stanfordNYC
Bernard Stanford ✡︎
2 days
A fun facet of Chinese is that many city names are semantically legible as normal text instead of just as names. Shanghai = On the Sea.Beijing = North Capital.Shenzhen = Deep Ditch.Fuzhou = Happy City . Americans are used to names just being names. What the heck is a "York"?.
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@touchgrass_ron
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2 days
Apparently my replies go in “probably spam” now so that’s cool I guess….
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@touchgrass_ron
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2 days
Pro-tip: notice your lady’s nails.
@thewealthdad
Sean Cranston
2 days
Fortunate my wife's never been a makeup/salon type girl. She got her nails done ($120) for our trip. She wants to redo them b/c she doesn't like the color. Nails have easily got to be the biggest waste of money girls got psyop'ed into. As dudes, we *never* look/notice them, lol.
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@touchgrass_ron
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2 days
It’s Kevin Spacey.
@TheDailyHPotter
Daily Harry Potter
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Voldemort is already cast and will appear in multiple episodes. To keep it a surprise, HBO has decided not to announce who has been cast as Voldemort
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@touchgrass_ron
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2 days
My taxes used to guarantee global hegemony. Now they just fix roads or whatever. *sigh*.
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@touchgrass_ron
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2 days
Is $1,095,000 a year enough to save for retirement anymore?.
@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
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"Gen Z are ‘overemployed,’ holding down 5 jobs and raking in over $3k a day," per FORTUNE.
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Guess I better start saving up for orthodontics for my kids. $6,000 x2 by the time they’re 12 gives me about 6 years each, so about $35/week. Probably going to put it in $VOO or $QQQ in my taxable - any better ideas?.
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@touchgrass_ron
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2 days
Should I be concerned that my dentist’s office has a cuck chair™️?
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@touchgrass_ron
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3 days
Median annual income for an individual in the U.S. is about $62,000. Yet, median annual income for a HOUSEHOLD is only about $82,000. That’s wild.
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Can’t say I didn’t see this one coming.
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@touchgrass_ron
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Every time I get restless like this or miss my days working in the machine shop, I just spend a weekend working around the farm or doing a project at the house. Then I remember my old blue-collar mantra: “fuck this shit”.
@cordes_tax
Matthew J. Cordes, EA
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You know in the movie office space how Peter leaves the office, white collar job for the hard hat, blue collar life? I think about that sometimes. But then I remember that days like today at 90° and incredibly high humidity exist and I get back to work on this tax return.
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3 days
Which has wasted more collective human time & effort trying to get it right?
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