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Part time crybaby part time thug 🇵🇰 🇦🇺

Karachi / Islamabad
Joined May 2013
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made something 🤭
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Whoever normalized Rs. 8000 jackets and Rs. 5000 sweaters deserves jail time.
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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The fact that some people in the qrt are like ‘wE dIdNt Do ThIS’, thanksss for letting me know how irresponsible and neglectful you are for your surroundings. Every sane person/family followed strict SOPs from the start and are still doing it. Get a grip. 😊😊
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this will forever be my favorite screenshot
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Guys pls today I had my paper and there was a couple who broken up apparently, sitting behind me. Anyway the invigilator said no cheating material is allowed in this room and the girl turned to the guy and said ‘SAB SE BARA CHEATING MATERIAL TOU YAHAN BETHA HAY’. I wheezed lmao😭
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Syra Yousuf’s following went from 37K to 43.6K in a matter of few hours. Rightly deserved 😭♥️
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Told Ami IK will probably leave and she said ‘ chup kro gandi zuban tum jao wo kyu jaye’ I- 😭😭😭😭
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ALLAH IMRAN KHAN KO KAMYAAB KARE AMEEN
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@toobamujeeb_
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Yeah sex is cool but my parents shouldn’t have done it
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@toobamujeeb_
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Boys after destroying PSL
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Abdullah’s death feels so personal, so close. Typing this makes my heart ache and i have this constant state of denial about his passing away. I didn’t know him personally but I did know him as a fun, caring & understanding human being who was joy to be around as per his persona-
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It has started
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mental breakdown kum tha jo power breakdown bhi hogya
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My mum said I looked cute
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men are ???? you talk to them politely for two days and the next thing you know:
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How to win my heart:
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A 16 year old really just flirted with me???😭😭😭 beta I’m old enough to be your mum
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two moods this eid
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The only brown balls I like in my mouth are gulab jamuns.
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@toobamujeeb_
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I FAILED A’LEVELS FOUR TIMES idk if this may help someone but here it goes. I started A’levels in August 2017. I had chemistry, physics and biology. I used to go to college in the morning and academy in the evening. When the result came out in August 2018, I failed all three of-
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@toobamujeeb_
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after uni naps hit different
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I love this picture, because while you look at another woman some other person looks at yours
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My daadi passed away. Prayers are requested.
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Romance is dead
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Ok
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I’m officially sick and tired of this post
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Man, I just woke up. What happened in politics last night??
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jaldi reply krdiya kro yaar sona bhi hota hay phir
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I’ll never forgive my mum for making me THIS short 🥲🥲
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Ab Imran Khan ko chahye araam se beth k chill kre apne ghar mae. The country and its institutions clearly do not deserve his efforts and struggles regarding the betterment of Pakistan as a whole
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2 years
Name a better love story than Imran Khan and the West, I’ll wait.
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thoughts 24/7
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3 years
Normalise slapping people who step on your new sneakers.
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@toobamujeeb_
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HAHAHAHA @FaisalJavedKhan we dont blame you 🤣🤣🤣💕
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A great motivation for everyone around him. I remember how when he uploaded his A’levels result video and how everyone felt v happy & excited for him, even me. He was so young and so full of life. Zindagi waqi bohat choti hay. Ajj hain kal nhi. May Allah give sabr to the family-
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Accounting ki pehli class ki pehli balance sheet balance hogyi. I’m winnng in life.
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I AM CONVINCED RIZWAN HAS SOME SUPERNATURAL STUFF GOING ON. MAN SAID TO SHADAB ISS BALL PAR OUT AND HE WAS OUTTTTTT. THIS HAPPENED THE SECOND TIME😭😭😩😩♥️♥️🔥🤭🔥🤭🤭
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@toobamujeeb_
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1 year
YALL HAVE TO SEE THIS PLS LMAO
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@toobamujeeb_
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Everyday I thank God for not making me a Lahori wannabe burger elite
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And grant Abdullah the highest place in Jannah, ameen. Gone to soon.
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Having elite flirting skills but not using them anymore >>>>>>>>>
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TW// period I was only 10 when I got my first period. My mum started crying uncontrollably and kept on saying ‘meri beti itni jaldi bari hogyi’. I was shit confused and scared as to what has happened to me, I thought I was gonna die and the thought of bleeding blood for seven-
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procedures and got A*,B and C just in a span of few months preparation. I finally got what I wanted and I WAS SO RELIEVED!. All those who are struggling right now with their grades, I know how you feel-
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Your emotions are v valid. Don’t be so hard on yourself what not having the result you expected. I know, it’s sucks big time. Hard work and consistency is the key. I’m proud of you, regardless. 💜💛
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Honestly, I shared this side of my life only because today was result day and I saw many complaining and being sad about their grades. If I can do it so can you. Insan ko koi cheez nhi hara skti jab tk wo khud haar na maan le 😌💜
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my subjects even though I was pretty confident I’d ace the exam. It was my v first failure and I was devastated. I then again gave my exams in October 2018 and got U,U,D. Again I was devastated. By the time I left college and continued with my A2-
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@toobamujeeb_
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politics twitter to football twitter real quick
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2 years
finally Sana Javed under the radar. Was waiting for this day since long. Never really liked her and I’m glad my thoughts about her were correct 🥳
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only in May 2019. I gave A2 exams and guess what? I failed AGAIN. The third time. Thoughts of changing my subjects were in my mind but I refused to give up and gave AS+A2 for the FOURTH time in October 2019 and i scored D,E,E. These grades would help me get into an-
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@toobamujeeb_
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when your man is in the mood and you’re not
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okay-ish university but I didn’t want that. I knew I was better than these grades. When the result came out I had had enough and decided to change my subjects for the better and chose Urdu, Business and Sociology. Gave the exam in 2020 alongside with the uni-
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@toobamujeeb_
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Bowling bhi Naseem kare last over mae 6s bhi Naseem maray
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Y’all 😭😭
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IK’s helplessness is radiating through the screen
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3 years
I was on my period since last Wednesday and was skipping Sehri(s) of course and today I was on the table and my mum said ‘ajj meri beti bhi hay tou table pr ronaq ayi hay’. Bro I cri 🥺♥️
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A living legend who made a legacy of his own. If you don’t know him, what are you doing with your life??
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A wet dream is a dream cum true.
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Thinking about him and his family since morning. Abdullah, you’re loved and you’ll dearly be missed by everyone. Rest In Peace, dear boy.
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Im going to post this everywhere 🤡
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one man army, Imran Ahmed Khan Niazi.
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Dear future children, i will get you a good father who is excellent in maths, okay?? because mommy can't help you after class 5.
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For anyone who’s saying iT dIdNt HaPpEn, I study in BUKC. Anything can happen over there so pls stfu 😭😭
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I’m gonna say this v respectfully, Rana Sanaullah kuttay ka bacha #نکلو_بنی_گالا_کیطرف
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The fear of appearing 'cringe' has made some of you afraid to show slight excitment for something you genuinely enjoy and that's actually sad
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Johnny Depp understood all of the assignments
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Also, if I see this on any Facebook or Instagram page, mjhse bura koi nhi hoga :)
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I believe in @Iamrabiabutt supremacy
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Do Islamabadi people realize how blessed they’re living in such a beautiful city????
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Priorities
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8 years old me refusing to play with kids to stay with the adults and hear them gossip
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IF PAKISTAN WINS THIS MATCH, FREE BROADWAY TO EVERYONE WHO LIKES THIS TWEET #PakvsAfg
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bois, won’t lie, that picture of IK serving food to the flood stricken children and their families made me kinda cry and left a deep impression on my heart. man had proper arrangements and seated them properly. on the contrary, SS made everyone run towards and threw ration bags-
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@asifnz For the guy who gave up the post, may Allah open many more doors for you IA and give you much more in this life and hereafter, Ameen✨✨
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@pmln_org M.Nawaz actually led Pak to victory not like your bhagora Nawaz who pushed Pak in stone age
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A never ending love story
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This baqra eid, qurbaan your egos too
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right man for the right job congratulations to @najamsethi sir .
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Additionally, credit goes to my teachers (after my parents) as well who were supper supportive, super kind and v patient with me, because of them I was able to do AS+A2 in a span of 8 months ♥️♥️
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Can’t believe I drank PediaSure everyday only to grow up to be 5’2.
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idk man but seeing 12-13 year olds saying words like ‘s*x, c*m, f*ck’ etc so casually in a conversation will never sit right with me. It’s very unsettling and doesn’t make one look ‘cool’.
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Maryam chorni shamelessly called Bushra Bibi as Pinky Peerni today and I don’t see outrage of Aurat March or so called feminists of the country. But boy, Imran Khan says ‘Oye Maryam’ in a jalsa and everyone will come with their tails wagging and cry on their timelines. Lanat ho.
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PLS DON’T POST NEWBORN’S PICTURE ON SOCIAL MEDIA IN FRONT OF STRANGERS YOU DONT REALLY KNOW. THE PROBABILITY OF NAZAR IS VERY MUCH, SAVE THAT PRECIOUS BEING FROM IT. ALSO IF YOU SEE A PICTURE OF A BABY DONT FORGET TO SAY MASHA’ALLAH. Thanks.
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I’m too young to be rushing things but too old to be wasting time.
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Urdu teachers act like they've met Mirza ghalib for real, lmao
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The scene in MJ when Fawad & Mahira are sitting on top of the ferris wheel and Mahira starts to sing then Fawad joins her as well & later thru the song we see every character doing so too. Got to be my fav scene, left me mesmerized. @blashari we need the song on Spotify PLEASE 🙏
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@CareemPAK It would be better if you work for your customer’s safety rather than doing sasti marketing on something you’re not even remotely related to
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makes me kinda sad how IK thought unke janay k baad mithai’yaa baanti gi. Man has no idea mere ghar mae kiya rona micha tha😭😭😭😭
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Snapchat is useless if the person you want isn’t sending you snaps
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I changed my trademark wali avi 🥺
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Ghar jana hay mjhe
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Who is Naseem Shah? For the blind, he is light. For the hungry, he is bread. For the sick, he is the cure. For the sad, he is joy. For the poor, he is the treasure; for the debtor, he is forgiveness
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Guys be 25 and still sending streaks?? Idk man go do your MBA or something
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zalzala hi bed hilata hay filhal 😳
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eid mubarak cuties
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Two people decided to have sex and now i have to go to university everyday
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‘Height or size’???? bro his voice
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To all the mums, soon-to-be-mums, sisters, cousins ought to be reading this, pls educate your daughters, sisters etc that periods are okay. They are what make us unique and give us the power to reproduce an entire generation. Period should be enjoyable and not worrisome and it’s
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😳🤧👉🏻👈🏻
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