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again, not one of the demands that any protesters were making
De Blasio plans to install Black Lives Matter mural in front of Trump Tower
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It’s fucked up we didn’t know about climate change from 2008 - 2016
The fires across the West Coast are just the latest examples of the very real ways our changing climate is changing our communities. Protecting our planet is on the ballot. Vote like your life depends on it—because it does.
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The movie “Zardoz” takes place in 2023, so get ready for everyone to start dressing like this
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locking your husband in his little gun closet when he starts getting annoying
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Reminder that “resisting arrest” can be pretty much anything a cop wants it to be
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It went from “abolish” to “defund“ so it’s already been watered down, but even that’s too spicy for liberals
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Amazing how quickly it went from “no one wants to work” to “we need fewer people working”
Larry Summers -- who the president said he spoke with today -- publicly saying a 5% unemployment rate is necessary to combat inflation. To state the obvious, a 5% unemployment rate would mean devastating joblessness for millions of poor American workers
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It is most likely a cyberattack, and not decades worth of telecom companies spending money on stock buybacks instead of infrastructure maintenance and upgrades
🚨BREAKING🚨: MAJOR cell service OUTAGE in at least several major cities (across multiple US carriers); 911 reportedly also affected
Is this a cyber attack?
Sources: Reuters, Down Detector, Mario Nawfal
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horns in American trucks are being sissified to emasculate the American male
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love too laugh off a casual revelation that I attended many Epstein dinner parties
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I bet you’re one of those people who thinks that having your basic needs met and your debts paid off would solve all your problems
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i'm absolutely loving these past four years of punk rock
Amanda Palmer: 'Donald Trump is going to make punk rock great again'
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do democrats ever explain why it's important to have a strong republican party?
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@JarJarFan69
@ThadJuggernuts
This is up there with “I was homeschooled, I wasn’t taught that”
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a cum dumpster implies the existence of a cum truck that comes around to empty it
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this house exploded in pottstown last night and no one seems to know why yet
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liberals mainly hated Bernard because they couldn’t sexualize him
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having two bad guys named sauron and saruman? that’s a rookie writing mistake, Tolkien
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This is the ideal male body. You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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Maybe it would have been cheaper to not gas and shoot people, but I don’t run a city so what do I know
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I love to perform cleanliness, I larp as a clean dude, my cosplay is a washed ass
Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist
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my father-in-law is a builder. He is insanely gifted. We were looking at a hollowed out shell of a kmart together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer… 'We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.'
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almost half a million deaths in the US, but at least we avoided a meat crisis
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If the US ever got nuked, half the country would be saying radiation is fine actually, it doesn’t even exist, lots of people normally get thyroid cancer
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@kenklippenstein
"WITNESS ME" i yell at immortan joe biden as i slide off an icy road into a frozen river
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wordle this wordle that, how about you pay attention to the wordle of god???
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*guy who believes the Clintons have personally killed dozens of people*: Why would a company kill someone, that goes against the free market values that make this nation great, it doesn’t even make sense
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Having a shitty day, please post your bank info, cc numbers, your birthdates and the last 4 of your SSN below, thanks
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No I will not MASK up, my children are LIONS not LAMBS, we need to LEARN to live with the SMOKE, masks don’t WORK, bill gates is needs to be ARREDTED for CRIMES,
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he’s not even trying to find out who did this, it seems like the whole point of this show is to say “doesn’t this suck? Aren’t you glad you’re not one of these suckers?”
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I guess we would have been fine with 9/11 if the towers had been full of old people
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This is a 26-week old fetus!! Still support abortion now libs??
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this is just the “Americans live better than kings from 500 years ago because of refrigerators” tweet
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it's going to be so funny watching the cops have a funeral for one of these things after it gets smashed to bits
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imagine still doing the cartman voice 20 years later
Matt Stone and Trey Parker have just signed one of the largest talent deals of all time with ViacomCBS for $900 MILLION.
This deal includes 6 more seasons of South Park for Comedy Central and 14 (FOURTEEN) 'South Park' movies for Paramount+.
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Pretty much every tweet boils down to “look at this asshole” or “I’m an asshole”
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the dude literally works from his house
For the second time in a week, President Biden urged for an end to remote work on Friday, framing the much-delayed return to the office for millions of white-collar workers as necessary for the United States to move beyond the pandemic.
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Can’t wait for some dipshit to say they hope Stephen Miller gets better soon
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imagine seeing dudes in camo snatching people off the street and your first reaction is “ummmm is there a legal justification for this?”
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your friends talking up their new bf’s, and then the dudes always look like this when you first meet them
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