Parker Talbot
@tonkaaaap
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semi retired streamer, washed card player. still in my pyjamas. member of @pokerstars team pro online.
Toronto
Joined October 2011
Playing ultimate Texas holdem at the Wynn last night having great time with some buddies and getting the news that kassouf and afriat had exited the main. Great little night.
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RT @SpaceyFCB: Grateful to have made it to day 8. Still very well in chips but anything can happen. Playing down to the final table tomorro….
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RT @spraggy: If Kassouf leaves one chip behind and timebanks his way into a pay jump this website might just fucking explode.
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RT @scott_seiver: On the rest of this site, engagement bait is easy: just say something demonstrably false and let people correct you becau….
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Craziest part about all this is honestly that this is true. My goodness. WE NEED AN @AdamHendrix10 or @SpaceyFCB victory here!!!!.
@ChancesCards Heard he’s banned from the Wynn. Tried to fight me lvl 2 of a 1600 few years back . He makes Kassouf and Kahbrel seem pleasant by comparison.
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Man give him a fucking penalty as well for not sitting down and accepting it. This shit is insane. It’s the WSOP MAIN EVENT…. not the “Billy kassouf I steal my good friends $100 chips on a night out” show.
"Your hand is DEAD!" 😳 Clock called on Will Kassouf for the SIXTH time this level. Watch LIVE on
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People who say that kassouf and kahbrels antics are “good for the game” simply don’t play poker more than 10 hours a month.
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30 seconds preflop. 60 seconds on the flop .60-90s on the turn/river. Generally double this is reasonable for everyone (in the main) who isn’t a repeat offender like kassouf but please for the love of all that is holy call the damn CLOCKCLOCCLOCK.
Begging anyone playing with Kassouf to clock him relentlessly, you’re well within your rights to use that tool and demand the floor keep him in check. One player is not allowed to ruin the playing experience for everyone else.
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I’ve seen seiver, odwyer, and a few others say it but kassouf also doesn’t do this shit when I’m on the table. Someone needs to just call the clock a few times and tell him to shut the fuck up and he will settle into his corner with his dunce cap on I promise.
Watching this Kassouf stream and it's just blatant harassment at this point. The bit isn't remotely funny or entertaining.
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Sad boys in the main event. We are officially dead in a ditch.
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And scarves.
Sunglasses should be banned at the WSOP.
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Had 150 almost in the first level I played (2nd level) and have now found 58.5k for day2. Also I think it was 3 beers and I was like 10mins late. But I wish I would have been 10 more minutes late cause I got absolutely ruined on my 1st or 2nd hand back.
My favorite part of the main so far was watching @tonkaaaap put down like 4 beers and come back from dinner break 20 minutes late with a full glass of wine. #goatstreamer.
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It’s unbelievable all of us in this card room have 10000 bucks to rifle into this tournament. Truly astounding. See you all on day 7!!!!.
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Bro this tweet is crazy.
Here I am honoring our @WSOP Ladies Champion Shiina Okamoto. @Shiina_pkr won Back-to-Back Ladies Events. There were 1,368 players this year! And over 1,000 last year!. By the way, two years ago, she finished 2nd place w over 900 players! Epic run Shiina!. #POSITIVITY
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The only 3 poker tournaments I’ve ever actually wanted to play are:. $215 Sunday million when I was a youngster. 10k WSOP main. 50k PPC. Played 2/3 so far. Tonight we do some comms on PokerStars central for 50k PPC in prep for when we actually play it in the next few years!.
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Full day of being online today. We start our day whooping Fintan in some spins in a few hours. Followed by a midday jet set season stream with some events with me name on it. Finally we join Stapes and Hartigan for some WSOP comms in the coolest event there is, the 50k PPC!!.
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Not sure what we're gonna do. probably max late the 1k super and see how that goes in 10 minutes here. But we are live for a little Tuesday afternoon/evening action joined by a nice bottle of red. ($12 canadian dollars bottle).
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Make mine and Spraggy’s videos!!!! (Maybe).
GamePlan is hiring!. We’re seeking experienced video editors with poker knowledge + weekend availability (June–Oct). 🔹 Skilled in Adobe Suite, DaVinci Resolve, Final Cut, or similar. 🔹 Competitive pay. 📧 pokereditorsearch@gmail.com. DM or reply if interested. Can’t wait to.
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