tom censani
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head of design & research @ optimizely. magician in 4th grade talent show.
boston, ma
Joined January 2008
My 4 year old insists on wearing socks to bed like an absolute serial killer.
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Every time a Nicki Minaj song comes on, Iโm reminded of the time @elihorne destroyed my fabric of reality by telling me how she sounds exactly like the ringtone crazy frog:
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Itโs been an absolute blast working with @danmall and @CrystalVitelli on our new design system experience.
For the past few months, our @superfriendlyco team has been working with the awesome @eventbrite Design Ops crew to revive their dormant design system practice. Check out Marmalade: itโs how they jam together!
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Also how this 1% chance isnโt an unlocked achievement on the Switch is just rude.
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Me and the family will be spending a good chunk of the summer on the east coast (~6 weeks) starting on Fatherโs Day. Anyone in SF with roommates want to house sit and tend to our little cat? Slide into my DMs if so!
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โGo away in a deep dark ocean,โ my poetically profound 3 year old shouts at me
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being cc'd on work email threads between two automated messages:
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My cat barfed on my laptop and yep, I think Iโm officially done with wfh
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Netflix Kidsโ algorithm really digs the screaming old man. The kidโs love it!
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As if 2020 wasnโt stressful enough, we find ourselves needing to sell our 1bd/1ba Williamsburg apartment, and we had a disingenuous buyer waste three weeks of our time. If you or a friend might be interested, let me know ๐
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Really phoning in the potty reward sticker sheet these days...
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Very pumped to work with the amazing ToneDen team. ๐ฅณ
Weโre excited to announce that Eventbrite has acquired @toneden_io, a platform that enables creators to easily reach more buyers and sell more tickets on social media. Learn more here:
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โDo cats...eat beetles?โ - my wife confused while watching CATS
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