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tom censani

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head of design & research @ optimizely. magician in 4th grade talent show.

boston, ma
Joined January 2008
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tom censani
8 years
Current mood:
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3 years
My brain the first day back at work after holiday vacation:
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3 years
My 4 year old insists on wearing socks to bed like an absolute serial killer.
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3 years
Every time a Nicki Minaj song comes on, Iโ€™m reminded of the time @elihorne destroyed my fabric of reality by telling me how she sounds exactly like the ringtone crazy frog:
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tom censani
4 years
Itโ€™s been an absolute blast working with @danmall and @CrystalVitelli on our new design system experience.
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Dan Mall
4 years
For the past few months, our @superfriendlyco team has been working with the awesome @eventbrite Design Ops crew to revive their dormant design system practice. Check out Marmalade: itโ€™s how they jam together!
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Zachs That Go Hard
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4 years
Also how this 1% chance isnโ€™t an unlocked achievement on the Switch is just rude.
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4 years
TFW Samus successfully counters EMMI
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4 years
I'll take 'Dystopian Sentences' for 500, not Mike Richards. #BigBrainAcademy
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5 years
Very much related: NYC peeps Iโ€™ll be in town 6/21-6/29!
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5 years
Me and the family will be spending a good chunk of the summer on the east coast (~6 weeks) starting on Fatherโ€™s Day. Anyone in SF with roommates want to house sit and tend to our little cat? Slide into my DMs if so!
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5 years
โ€œGo away in a deep dark ocean,โ€ my poetically profound 3 year old shouts at me
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5 years
โ€œYou have a buttcrack, papa?โ€ - my 3 year old at 5 am
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5 years
being cc'd on work email threads between two automated messages:
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5 years
My cat barfed on my laptop and yep, I think Iโ€™m officially done with wfh
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5 years
Netflix Kidsโ€™ algorithm really digs the screaming old man. The kidโ€™s love it!
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Eli Horne
5 years
As if 2020 wasnโ€™t stressful enough, we find ourselves needing to sell our 1bd/1ba Williamsburg apartment, and we had a disingenuous buyer waste three weeks of our time. If you or a friend might be interested, let me know ๐Ÿ™
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tom censani
5 years
Really phoning in the potty reward sticker sheet these days...
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tom censani
5 years
Very pumped to work with the amazing ToneDen team. ๐Ÿฅณ
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Eventbrite
5 years
Weโ€™re excited to announce that Eventbrite has acquired @toneden_io, a platform that enables creators to easily reach more buyers and sell more tickets on social media. Learn more here:
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5 years
โ€œWoof. Pun intended.โ€
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5 years
โ€œDo cats...eat beetles?โ€ - my wife confused while watching CATS
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