Tommy
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Just absorbing the whole of civilization. @dukealumni
Joined January 2009
“All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.” -Bokonon 1:1.
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Been chasing this grail since the day it minted out before I could get home from my office. Now it's mine. CopyCat (2024) by @bryanbrinkman
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Oysters. Arnold Palmer. Kurt. Wimbledon. This is living. (Bluebeard remains a must-read for anyone who fancies themself a serious collector).
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Skelekart (2025) by @lphaCentauriKid . Abslutely blessed to be alive and addicted to the internet at this moment in the universe's expansion.
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just saw this tweet and HAMMERED the pacers live bet.
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Grail Gristle Buddee secured. Juggalo wings, crypto punks tiffany blue cock ring, centrum silver, the noid eyes, manwich meat, THIRD PROPERTY BROTHER BUDDEE LORE. this is how we meat.
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This explains so much.
How can you have all of these opinions while you’re playing solitaire instead of watching the game @stephenasmith?
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And, as in uffish thought he stood, .The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, .Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, .And burbled as it came! . 1-2, 1-2! And through and through .The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! .He left it dead, and with its head .He went galumphing back. - 🐐.
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