I feel like my fellow #Colts fans need something to hang on to. If the Colts finish regular season with 10 or more wins, I’ll get the horseshoe tattooed on me somewhere. I know this seems generous to some. But we all need a laugh. Game on, Colts fans.

It is sincerely my hope that our consistent talent is just injured. It’s no excuse for the lack of teamwork on the floor. We can’t rely on 4 specific people to hold us together. But I’m really hoping last season wasn’t some fluke moment.

They said Santa and Mrs. Claus were here. I saw Mrs. Claus. They spelled Mistress wrong. Santa’s robbing the cradle.

A first quarter Furphy sighting?!

Apparently east/west streets weren’t on the plow schedule this snow. Maybe next time. 🙄

Week 12 & 13: Colts 8-4 Everyone just shut up.

Practically 40 and finally figured out the best method to making biscuits and gravy. I bake, ok?! Cooking, despite becoming increasingly easier with time, was very hard for me. 😂

Mad music and officiating bashing for the (slow crawl) ride home.

This game was rigged. You cannot change my mind.

These refs are fucking ridiculous! That THREE missed calls!

WHERE’S THE TOUCHDO… oh, wait. There is is.

I’ve lost track of how many times Taylor Swift was played in first half. 😂 I’m not mad! Shocked, yes.

Tell me why we still have 3 available timeouts. #Colts

Doink. 🤦🏻‍♀️

*whispers* what is happening…

.@Colts, I’m gonna need you to do your job early and shut these folks up EARLY.

That wind HURTS. My teeth were wishing I’d stop smiling at people until we were inside.

It’s cold outside, the roof is closed, and you’ll be dressed comfy! DON’T FORGET YOUR DEODORANT TODAY!!!

Welcome to the Hufflepuff show! #Pacers #YesCers #CHIvsIND

We’re prepared for Santa Paws. He left some licky treats after the girls had a rough week with Mom’s weird schedule.

IT’S SNOWING SIDEWAYS.