Happy retirement to Mamadou Sakho... it was terrifying watching him on the ball sometimes but it was also terrific... 🦅 #CPFC

Wow, did not expect him to bag a goal, but then again he’s a quality player. Hopefully I don’t regret moving him on next week!

The television moment of the year, hands down.

INTER MILAN'S ZIELINSKI MIGHT HAVE JUST SCORED THE BEST GOAL YOU'LL SEE IN SERIE A THIS SEASON 😦👏 📺 @TNTSports & @discoveryplusUK

Locked in for GW9 @OfficialFPL Took a punt on Reece James 😬 which feels a bit hindsight after last week’s haul. 🌍 160k

Tempted to move Reijnders out for Ndiaye or Enzo this week. Do we think Enzo is going to play a deeper role though, given that Joao Pedro is clearly more comfortable as a 10 and Guiu is pushing for a start at number 9?

Team ready for GW8 @OfficialFPL Saka and Bowen come in 🔄 Currently at 122k, hoping to get back into the top 100k after a disappointing GW7.

Decent start to the @OfficialFPL season so far. 85 points this week and triple captain worked out in the end! Patience paid off with Watkins and Gabriel an absolute hero 🤩 Up to 65k 🌍 3 free transfers to use in GW7.

“Day 373 of not cutting my hair until Man United win five games in a row”

Another season of @OfficialFPL is here… Always wanted to use the Bench Boost in GW1, so decided to do it. @WGTA_FPL

Think I’m the only person who is really not interested in this Oasis reunion!

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I don’t know where to look. @SellingAMirror

Not posted on here for a while! Thought I’d share my consistently average rank history! 😅 Not sure what is holding me back every season as I’m always fully engaged 🤔 Any ideas?

Another @OfficialFPL season done and dusted. 🌍 134k finish and a couple of mini league wins, but another season outside of the top 100k is getting frustrating! Here are some highlights though…

Albums of the year so far… 🪇 bdrmm - Microtonic Barker - Reframing Vanilla - Time Goes By Pt. 1 Chaos In The CBD - A Deeper Life Bonobo - Lazarus (Soundtrack) M83 - A Necessary Escape (Soundtrack)

Retweet if you're sitting down.

Can anyone explain why the scoring charts are so low in the EFL Championship? All teams have played 43 games and yet the top scorer is sat on 17 goals 🤔 I don’t get to watch much if it but it seems very low.

Ex Footballer Remembers The Gaffer

Absolute hero!