tom_tuna
@tom_tuna
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Lol totally forgot the government sent 50 Cent and G-Unit to Iraq in 2004
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Addison Rae acts like her parents got too high and accidentally left her at the circus.
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Damn lol this Rachel Sennott lookalike contest REALLY is recession coded as hell
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An aggrieved Vincent Gallo attempts to return some low quality hangers at the Container Store. (April, 2021)
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Me pretending to work yesterday while Bret Easton Ellis’s boyfriend was posting
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“He SAID Harmony Korine is Terence Malick if Malick had read just 4chan boards instead of the Bible. ”
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My boy Armie Hammer thriving in Saudi Arabia. They call him Saudi Armie Hammer now.
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Had a girlfriend once that pretended to be Latino for over a year.
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I stopped taking Fiona Apple seriously when I found that like half her songs were about David Blaine.
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Your 20s (early30s?) is all about taking your date on a bender and seeing if they can handle it, sadly I don’t think gen z partakes in this noble tradition anymore:(.
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Wow lol my gf just ran into Goggins. Dude walks on the catwalk at all times
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And he lived bitch.
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Robert Altman and Lindsay Lohan gotta be.the most goated age gap couple of all time.
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Not gonna lie that new Kanye song about sucking his cousin’s dick is legitimately really good lol.
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You truly do learn something new everyday. Like the fact that David Fincher did Jared Leto’s cornrows for Panic Room.
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@BarryKeoghan Oh my god bro. NEVER admit they’re getting to you. ALWAYS act like everything is going according to plan.
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I’m gonna write a coming of age novel but the protagonist that’s coming of age is 34.
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