Thomas Lee
@tom_tommmm
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Nothing I need more in life than God, family, and breakfast foods
Joined December 2012
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Holy shit. Katie Porter holds the CDC Director's feet to the fire and gets him to commit to FREE TESTING for coronavirus for ALL AMERICANS. Watch every second of this. https://t.co/dQMbhR5Oaa
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Dudes that brush their teeth in public restrooms were the kids that pulled their pants all the way down to their ankles to pee
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If I’m in the stall and I sneeze, please don’t say “Bless you”. Because I won’t respond and it WILL be awkward
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NO WAYYYYY
CAMP FLOG GNAW CARNIVAL AT DODGER STADIUM NOVEMBER 10-11 Presale going up Thursday at 12pm PT.
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Literally the funniest thing I’ve seen all year
32. We 31. Should 30. Stop 29. Trying 28. To 27. Predict 26. The 25. Order 24. Of 23. The 22. 2019 21. Draft 20. Because 19. The 18. NFL 17. Is 16. So 15. Wildly 14. Random 13. And 12. Teams 11. Can 10. Turn 9. It 8. All 7. Around 6. In 5. Just 4. One 3. Off 2. Season 1. Browns
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If you don’t support Net Neutrality, you’ll have to actually PAY to read my shitty tweets CALL: 202-418-1000 (FCC) Or text RESIST to 504-09
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Just took a poop at my doctors. There’s only one bathroom. There’s like 20 people here. I’m sorry.
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PSA
Yuli Gurriel does slant-eye gesture after hitting homer off Yu Darvish, calls him slur - https://t.co/8xreTS5V41 ...
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World Series ➡️ Game 1 ➡️ Dodgers ➡️ 1st Pitch ➡️ Home Run ➡️ Holy Crap. #HR4HR
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What my sundays will be like for the next couple of months...
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