I would like to retarget people researching mental health issues with messages about space aliens.

Bro this might be the hardest rookie picture of all time

Thank you to everyone for your support and love! I have so many messages coming in that I can't respond...also don't want to spill my champagne 😜 #Teamstormy merch/autograph orders are pouring in, too! Thank you for that as well but allow a few extra days for shipment.

Meanwhile, on The Strip…

Las Vegas - Casino Security near Main/Fremont out with an unattended child - young child was dropped off at the security booth while security officer wasn't looking - parents took off to gamble - parents now located at the craps pit

Mr @Dame_Lillard of @trailblazers is the best professional superstar I’ve seen in major pro sports in a long time. It used to be just the @nba now im saying across the board as well as being the sport number one formidable MC 👊🏿

Special thanks to the Portland Trailblazers. The organization is full of special and amazing people. I will always cherish my time there. Was short but relationships that I’ll have for a lifetime ❤️🖤

To every evil asshole Republican out there comparing the brutal murder of Tyre Nichols to the death of domestic terrorist Ashli Babbitt, I would like to say the following - Fuck you.

Report of a naked male running around a parking lot Has a white blanket wrapped around him No weapons seen

Football is a brotherhood. But today, I want my brothers from the bay to have an off day. 😂 #Seahawks #Playoffs #Football #12s (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)

A block of House Republicans should get together with Democrats to pick a speaker to run a coalition government, which will moderate the House and marginalize the extremists.

Probably shouldn’t let New Year’s Day go by without recognizing the 54-year anniversary of the Celtics’ Jim Barnes getting thrown 50 feet into a fence by a jet engine blast. Barnes would miss the next nine games. January 1, 1969.

Please be nice to George Santos today. His mom died again this morning.

Non-Covid Illness is the new Tendinopathy.

New Year wishes: Never Trump. Victory for Ukraine. Freedom for Iran.

Las Vegas - Casino Security Broadcast - Info Only in the Downtown Area - report of a subject pushing a baby stroller with a live rooster in it - Info broadcasted in case subject tries to enter a resort

Fatality.💀

Las Vegas - Casino Security responding to a downtown parking garage - surveillance watching a male urinate on multiple vehicles in the garage - male is now falling asleep standing up

DAMIAN LILLARD. that's the tweet.

Las Vegas - Security at a Downtown resort responding on a noise complaint - hotel guest reporting strange noises coming from a neighboring room - caller says it sounds like “a whole lot of sinning taking place”

Stick to football, Herschel! ✌️