Todd Hoffman-Farmer
@toddhoffmanfrmr
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Making grain. And recording songs. Parody.
Oregon
Joined December 2016
I suggest putting a hitch on it and use it to pull my drill and grain cart. There’s no machines around our yard that universal.
Best sprayer suggestion I have received at ag days. Put a front end loader on the the sprayer. Use it to lift totes on and off the spray trailer. Put a bucket on to pick stones during burn off. What else could it be used for? Crazy idea? Would you order a sprayer with it ?
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Kinda like when I switched from gold mining to diamond mining in Guyana. Too bad I was terrible at both.
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Here at 316 farming we only use 140’ 22” augers to unload our 1950 Westeels.
Anyone use their swing away auger under big bin unloads? Gonna try it this week. Im sick of Jerry cans of gas and little augers that never seem to run right ect. #Agtwitter
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From porcupine creek to the Klondike to Guyana to Colorado, we struggled, we succeeded then we threw it all away. But at least we had a tour bus and lots of shirts with 316 mining written on them.
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When we tried this, I yelled at hunter then we had to go on a father son vacation during the busiest part of the season.
I’ve seen some impressive shit , but this takes the cake It’s even more impressive when you realize the tandem is hoofing it in reverse
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I can’t seem to produce 50 trucks a year. Maybe the neighbor kid can come help me.
From all the #grain guys who have dumped 50 trucks already, good morning to all the livestock guys just starting their day!
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Has nothing better to do than to drag up what the same guy said months ago and post screenshots. Value added farming. Parker was more useful when we were at porcupine creek.
🫏: he’s costing farmers money 🐦📷: agreed …. Those bags are not cheap ! 😁😁
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Kinda feel like lying under oath today. Any advice @AllamFarmer ?
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Almost harvest. What combine brand should I roll with this year?
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I feel like doing something illegal and blaming it on my employee, Dave. Maybe he’ll drain my land onto Parker. He probably won’t sue me.
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Best way to prove your ag knowledge is to: A) lay in crops B) not farm C) be condescending
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This is the self appointed smartest man in agriculture. He knows more than all agronomists and farmers when it comes to plant health and he knows more than all equipment manufacturers when it comes to operations. This guy is hall of fame bound.
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This may be controversial. We don’t enter bins unless 2 people are present. Ran the sweep around the bottom 3 times. Maybe 30 bushels left on this floor. $125 worth of grain or all your limbs and or life. Safety is a priority not a choice. Thanks for listening.
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If you let my bin sweep go around without cleaning behind it because you’re scared and think it’s safer, you’re fired.
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I’m expanding in Saskatchewan so if any of the broke guys with old unsafe equipment need to be bought out please give me a call.
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Heard @allamfarmer was moving his house so I fired up the 400 to help him out. Turns out checking bridge capacity isn’t something he’s into.
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I called @AllamFarmer for advice on crossing this bridge. He said no problem, weight limits don’t matter and there’s nothing anyone can do anyway. Frick
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I seeded the neighbors field, blamed Thurber though so it’s not really my fault.
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