PSA: Don’t forget to fuckkkoff

#Futurama

He said “I made a duck” 🥺🥺💕

My house is full of ppl. I told everyone I was going out to grab a coffee and left. And hour later.. I got the coffee

hair down to my butt crack 🤌

Mia‘s 1st birthday was on xmas mom keeps talking so much shit bc I didn’t let her have a “real cake” grilled her steak, put it in the food processor, molded it into cake form, iced it with whipped bone marrow 🤷🏼‍♀️ sounded more nutritious than sugar on sugar @Foreezyo approved or?

🫣🫣🫣 next time next time 😅

New hobby. I got a smoker. Spent $200 on a 20pound brisket..

lots of mommy stuff today🥰

Xmas Eve; another pointless day where I accomplish nothing. #Futurama

My list for Santa

Should've known I'd get the short end of the stick No kind of gift I didn't get shit Some say I was bad but that wasn't it It's all bc SANTA WAS A FAT BITCH 🎁

Fatfat✨

Kind of wanna get pregnant again Kind of wanna kill all men to I ensure I never get pregnant again..

Vegas culture is complaining about how expensive everything on the Strip is even though you only go to the Strip once every 5 years.

really want In N Out for dinner but I also really want pancakes but I also really want brisket or sushi

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 man ohhh man

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just spent the last half hour making a chain link thingy for his elf guy

I was OBSESSED w her frosty makeup

Me and Chase did a bunch of crafts and decorated the hotel room🥰