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Mel Taylor

@tmunited

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Sometimes I'm funny.

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Joined June 2009

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Mel Taylor

@tmunited

12 years

I have no idea what I'm doing on twitter... #TwitterIsConfusing

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Mel Taylor

@tmunited

12 years

ANY Meatloaf song by @CalebPJohnson #IdolRequest

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Mel Taylor

@tmunited

12 years

Somehow turned "we're up all night to get lucky" into something about a "Mexican monkey" #misheardlyrics

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Mel Taylor

@tmunited

12 years

Thanks to @RSherman_25 for reminding @Taylorto why he proudly wears his jersey! What an amazing 24th birthday for me #petecarrollsbdaytwin

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Mel Taylor

@tmunited

12 years

Thank you #Seahawks for getting @PeteCarroll and myself a birthday win! #12man #greatestbirthdayever

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Carrie Underwood

@carrieunderwood

13 years

@Alexander_Kirk @onairjake I totally spotted you two in the audience! You were right there with me every step of of the way! #awesome

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Mel Taylor

@tmunited

13 years

Ohhh @OnAirJake you're becoming quite the celebrity. Congrats my dear :)

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Lorraine Phillips

@lorraine_phill

13 years

11 Biggest Social Media Disasters of 2012 - http://t.co/oCTyKIZM

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NOH8 Campaign

@NOH8Campaign

13 years

Washington state is the 3rd state today to pass marriage #equality! Change is among us! #NOH8

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Mel Taylor

@tmunited

13 years

Sucks that @pattonoswalt is going to perform at CWU right after I graduated and moved back to Bellingham #bummed

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Ted Alexandro

@tedalexandro

13 years

#JimLehrer is minutes away from saying "Somebody stole my stapler!" #debate #OfficeSpace

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Mel Taylor

@tmunited

13 years

Jim Lehrer is the equivalent of the replacement refs in this debate. #debates

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Mel Taylor

@tmunited

13 years

They should just fight it out through good ole fashioned wrestling. I vote for kiddie pools and jello. #debates

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All Access Pass

@xfactoraccess

13 years

If u ask me @BarackObama & @MittRomney should take notes from @BritneySpears & keep their answers short & to the point #BritneyForPresident

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MTV

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13 years

Imma let you finish Jim Lehrer, but... #debates

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Patton Oswalt

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13 years

"The two biggest jocks at the high school are going to fight over who's gonna be qb. Let's have the chess club captain referee." #debate

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Mel Taylor

@tmunited

13 years

Teen Mom 2 on Netflix while the hubby sleeps #marriedlife

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Mel Taylor

@tmunited

13 years

Excited to meet @E_L_James tomorrow for her first trip to Seattle! #50shades #BOOKSIGNING

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WSOP - World Series of Poker

@WSOP

14 years

Congratulations to MARK BONSACK, who won his first WSOP Circuit gold ring, after three previous third place finishes at Lake Tahoe

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Mel Taylor

@tmunited

14 years

Ohhh Charlie #SheenRoast

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