Renowned patriot and grifter @antmiddleton just cheering on a foreign leader attempting to siphon off $1b of taxpayer money.

Is this a @BrassEyeNews sketch?

Is it just me, or does the first verse of The Life Of A Showgirl by @taylorswift13 sound a whole lot like @frankturner’s phrasing?

Feel bad for the chap behind me on the train. He went to see @CalvinHarris but he was “fucking sick”. Dreadful luck. Get well soon Calvin.

Someone needs to tell @taylorswift13’s fans that one copy of an album is quite enough, and that they’re probably in a cult at this point. Fun album though.

The standard of teaching of spelling and grammar at the University Of Life leaves a lot to be desired. I’d love to see the @Ofstednews report.

The sleeping lion has awoken… and it’s bought some flags from @shoptemu. #raisethecolours

I wonder what the Right will make up today to get upset about?

Pubs aren’t closing because of beer prices, covid, war, or healthier living, They’re closing because we’re running out of ex-footballers to run them.

“They’ve got Alexander #Isak’s transfer request, They’ve got Alexander Isak’s transfer request, They’ve got Alexander Isak’s transfer request… #Newcastle’s a massive club… are they f***!”

I’ve a huge amount of time for @ChiOnwurah, but the voting record from this evening will show her on the wrong side of history. At least @KateOsborneMP had the good grace to abstain - thank you.

The current railing against pro-Palestinian (NOT pro-Hamas!) musicians shows it is working. Sam Fender is the latest to get it in the neck. He’s been singing this line for years and no-one batted an eyelid. “Kids in Gaza are bombed and I'm just out of it”

That’s *Councillor* Crafty Wank to you… fucks sake Durham.

That review is a disgrace. Let down by the horrific ‘very naughty boy’ reference. Shameful.

You’re wrong. But hey, you never did have the best judgement did you?

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @joerogan Just for old times sake… Please RT ;)

So fuck @elonmusk, fuck @realDonaldTrump, fuck @joerogan and fuck all of the hangers on that have cemented the utter enshittification of this platform. Look after each other my friends. I’ll be around.

Don’t feed the algorithm. Walk away and let @elonmusk (I just know he vanity searches, so he’ll likely see this) rot and watch his investment circle the drain before finally being sold off for pennies on the dollar whilst he cosies up to the Tangerine Menace.

I come on here most days still, and leave sadder than before I clicked that little X icon on my phone screen. What was once a source of news has been hijacked by hate, and I won’t be part of it. I encourage you to do the same.

Twitter used to be alright. It was never perfect, but it was a community. We shared things, we learned things, we met up (remember Tweetups?!?) but even if it was just daft sods sharing photos of their dinner, it was still a laugh.