Please tell me Lana Del Rey and Ashlee Simpson perform a redemption duet tonight! #SNL50thAnniversary.

Eyebrows…staches .… guessing Little Ceasars and Pringles hired the same ad agency #SuperBowl

#dwts as much as I love everyone left, having a Joey and a Chandler in the finale would make my 90s heart so happy! #friends.

#MSMSpooktacle2024. Cybop!

Hear me out! #HowIMetYourFather theory: the “I just had sex” bad date guy is the father. It’ll be a weird lie he told to get out of the date or it’ll be a self sabotaging redemption storyline. Then, she’ll end up w/Jesse “Uncle Jesse” like Aunt Robin. The end.

Even the waves don’t want us to hear Michelle break Brandon’s heart. Swoosh swoosh Lalalalaa can’t hear you lalala 🌊 #Bachelorette.

Joe has eyes for Tayshia…they do the sparkle thing for her not Michelle. Calling it! #bachelorette.

In the same way that My So Called Life and Freaks and Geeks left us wanting more, #pen15 is a comet show. Its quick and brilliant and even when it’s gone it doesn’t leave you. Well done, ladies!.

You can be upset that JoJo didn’t win and happy that Iman didn’t lose at the same time. No rule against mixed emotions. No one was robbed. Nothing was stolen. Everyone got paid. It was a beautiful journey for all! #DWTS.

I said what I said #BachelorInParadise.

I hope they end this season with freeze frame “where are they now” for each couple. It would totally fit the cheesy vibe and would spare us from a cringe afr. #BachelorInParadise.

Couple most likely to live happily ever after? Aaron and James have the strongest relationship on the beach. #BachelorInParadise.

#DREWSTARKEY should totally play young @daxshepard in his biopic if Dax ever decides to writes his life story (which he should cause it sounds like it was wild!) #outerbanks.

.@isDakotaJohnson I knew your name looked familiar.

Me realizing Monday is almost here. #Olympics #AlyRaisman

Nothing makes me feel a sense of community quite like when a car flashes their lights at me to let me know a police officer is ahead.

My normally three hour drive took six hours. Not because I hit traffic but because I'm a sucker for the scenic route.

RT @JimGaffigan: "Maybe I can take a nap?" - my first thought upon reaching every destination.

When I hear #Bumgarner I think "Rowangartner" and then I think "funky butt-loving" which brings me back to Bumgarner. Today will be tough.