[Dracula giving his son "the talk"] Dracula: you see when two monsters love each other very much, they- Dracula's son: they do the mash Dracula: *nodding* they do the monster mash

doctors: “it’s not easy to diagnose autism!!” the humble 12-year-old bully:

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@ColdEmpanadas Just vote against the bombs.

noooo i'm not a zionist, free palestine! but they shouldn't use violence to resist occupation, they should uhhhh ummm uh

The single most important lesson for Dem politicians

you can go vegan, boycott AI, fast fashion, and plastic and only take the bus for the rest of your life and the US military will undo it all in like 30 minutes because they want Venezuela's oil

the longer you use an app, the more difficult it should be to scroll. each scroll should ratchet up the resistance until it takes a massive amount of physical effort to move the page, like trying to pedal uphill

no coke in the world could give you this bravery @taylorswift13

Nobody follows up “I’m not left or right” with a left wing opinion do they.

Israel: We are not starving Palestinians, Hamas are Flotilla: Ok, we will sail to Palestine and directly feed Palestinians Israel: That makes you Hamas Flotilla: But you just said Hamas are starving Palestinians? Israel: 💥 💥 💥

If you see a group of unarmed people on little boats trying to deliver aid to a starving population, and then you see a powerful military blocking them and calling them terrorists, and you don't know which side you're on, I don't think there's any hope for you.

I remember when I was 18 and I was at my lowest discovering that killing myself was more complicated than movies make it look like and it made me so fucking mad

Billy Bragg on banning Israel from Eurovision: "Russia was banned.. after the invasion of Ukraine & I think if we have one rule for the Ukrainians and another rule for the Palestinians, it starts to look like we only care about white skinned people and not brown skinned people"

TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYBODY!!!!

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hate when a character has “future sight” powers but they’re like “ohh the future can change…nothing is for certain” okay so you don’t have that power then. you just hallucinate reasonably

Bon on a walkie talkie:

it’s still insane people got mad at me for this one

i used to have this mental illness where i thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind

Never confuse symbolic gestures for meaningful change