Dearest children of campus, If you’re going to use a fake id, we strongly suggest you not brag about it to a stranger in line. Because wouldn’t it suck if that stranger turned out to be an undercover cop?! Yeah that happened. Smh Love, Dad

NEWS: Steven Kwan and the Guardians have agreed at $7.725 million to avoid arbitration, per @ByRobertMurray #GuardsBall

We can’t wait to have you back home this weekend…It’s been way too long, and we’ve missed you. THE PYRAMID SCHEME Cheap early. Less cheap later. 🕢 7:30 → $1 🕣 8:30 → $2 🕤 9:30 → $3 Prices go up. Good decisions go down.

More details from Michigan:

Brian Hartline to Chris Henry Jr after he chose to sign with Ohio State: “You made the right choice" https://t.co/mswIS0qLye

A lot’s changing and will continue to. @TheLittleBar is sadly next, and that sucks. Soak all these fantastic campus bars in while you can, because someday, this might just be another story you tell about the places you created lifelong memories are replaced with a 12 story condo!

TSLA up $69 to ~$420 as foretold in the prophecy

Day in the life of a bar owner. When we say we hope he gets hit by a car, we don’t mean dead. Just enough stitches so the scar whispers, ‘Don’t fuck with Threes.’

We them

Doors open 6am sharp tomorrow morning! It’s going to be an electric day on campus and everywhere Buckeye nation reps!! 🔥 Hell no, there’s no cover, we’ll never do that to the people who make us who we are. 🍩 Hell yes there’s Free @buckeyedonuts at 6am to start your day right.

See yall Saturday at 6am.

I have nothing but nice things to say about Dublin Ohio

You already know our collabs with @buckeyedonuts are a campus classic…and now Travy & Tay-Tay are on board too. 😏 These beauties drop August 26, yes the first day of classes. That way you can start the year on the right (and stylish) foot. 🍩🤝🍻 📍 Thr3es + Buckeye Donuts

Bejeweled Tuesdays that shine bright with $1 well drinks and free live music that sparkles. Come get in your Thr3es era.

Nbd. Just named one of the BARS OF THE YEAR 2025. Thank you @DispatchAlerts and @USATODAY. Thank you to all our staff and adoring fans. Haters and doubters, go cry about it. 😂 🏆

Raider nation baby.

Freedom fits different when it’s reppin’ the Bar of the People. 🇺🇸 Stars, stripes, and cold drinks served with liberty and a side of THR3ES. We dumped the tea, kept the beer, and took the day off… unlike England, who still had to work today. Our staff? Off the clock. 🇺🇸🍺🎆

You know you want it. https://t.co/wJjp23ufHl

We’re excited to bring our pyramid scheme weekend to all of our people that are still on campus. Friendly reminder that just because our prices are cheap, doesn’t mean you have to be. Our staff works their asses off for you, so please take care of them appropriately. Love you.

Run, don’t walk to Thr3es tonight at 9.

Senior crawl shirts tonight at 8. Sizes medium large and xl. $10. Cash only.