Dawn
@thoughtfloss
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Exceedingly Curious. Mildly Morbid. Lover Of Puns.
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Joined July 2009
I am certain that I have read many times more words than I have ever spoken, and I am o.k. with that. #ReadersUnite
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Do you see this slice of cake?! It's HUGE! Key lime cake! Two of us were eating, and we still have leftovers. Excellent cake though!
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Do you see this slice of cake?! It's HUGE! Key lime cake! Two of us were eating, and we still have leftovers. Excellent cake though!
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I'm sorry, you didn't rank. #ThingsYouCanSayDuringTheOlympicsAndSex
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Someday, I hope to have the confidence of people who wear white pants (or shirts, for that matter).
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No, you can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want But if you try sometime you'll find You get what you need
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Glad he'll be out of office soon.
Chris Sununu, shilling for Trump, bids adieu to his last shred of dignity.
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If he had purchased Coca-Cola & rebranded it "Plorba-Griznik", everyone would still call it Coke. It's Twitter, plain & simple. We tweet, we don't X-crete. The End
Now that itβs officially been a year, which do you prefer Twitter or π?
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