Ange Postecoglou the next time a journalist asks him about adopting his tactics

Disgusted by the @Telegraph smarmy and negative obituary to Terry Venables. In particular in the second para calling him a ‘snake-oil salesman’. Basically a term posh people to look down on entrepreneurial working class people. Wankers. @GaryLineker @GNev2 @Carra23 @alanshearer

Do you know what's not helping UK inflation? VAT. Surely worth exploring @Telegraph or @FT

Shall we cut to chase and just say it's time for @SpursOfficial and @juventusfcen to just do a merger, @GoldmanSachs?

Pay all this money for @SkySportsPL and for the biggest game of the season so far #spurs v #chelsea - they give us these two pundits in a tiny studio. No ex @SpursOfficial or @ChelseaFC players. Joke. Last person I want to see is Graham F’in Souness.

Guess we wouldn’t want one of Kane’s penalties now seeing as they don’t count any more. #nationsleague #England #kane

For a nation who regularly exits tournaments on pens it's strange how @England fans play down the pens that @HKane scores rather than being pleased or even just relieved we have someone who nails them. Nice not to be a nervous wreck as an Eng player steps up to the spot! #COYS

Why don’t local counsellors ever do debates, either locally in a hall or a sports club, or virtually so more people can access it (disabled, working parents, the elderly), or rewatch it at a later date? Easier to write a snazzy poster and post it in doors. All say the same thing.

Is anyone actually looking into whether Bill Gates is a pedo and/or sexual abuser. Or are we just going to wait until he's dead? He needs investigating for his links to Epstein + trips to Epstein Island. He should not be playing such a big role in society until this is checked.

The big question is, when's @elonmusk going to buy @SpursOfficial?! 🚀

Channel 4 is worth approx £1bn. So that is a £14.49 one-off payment to each of the 69m who officially live in the UK. At a time when most Brits are willingly spending huge amounts on combo of license fee, Sky, Netflix, Disney, Apple etc each yr. Make no mistake this is political.

Broke my scaphoid 18 months ago and the only thing I still find painful is @onepeloton! Why are you the only bikes where your whole body weight tilts towards the handlebars and hands grip at weird angles. Crap configuration. Can I get better handlebars to help @onepeloton?

Like Meghan Markle or not, personal correspondences and pictures (unless in public interest somehow such such as bribery/corruption/political impact) are private and should remain so. People obsess about Big Tech and privacy while the printed press still publishes absolute bile.

Esteemed posties: how quick do you expect people to get to the door? Pre covid you'd get a good 8-10 secs before the 2nd bell. Literally get 1 sec now before the whole house sounds like a f****** fire drill. Don't see them going bk to their vans the same speed they expect of me!

Charlie Kane thinks Mars bars are better than @SNICKERS

Charlie Kane thinks @GordonBrown sold the gold at the right time

Charlie Kane told Steve McLaren he looked good with a brolly.

Charlie Kane negotiated @HackedOffHugh's plan to swap an evening with @ElizabethHurley for an evening with Denise “Divine” Brown.

Charlie Kane thinks Coronation Street is a documentary

Charlie Kane thinks Ledley King is related to the Queen