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Weekend warrior. Waddles along on various cricket fields on Saturdays during the summer

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Joined May 2016
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@thirdteamplayer
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10 years
You suddenly realise who is the better cricketer in the family when the skipper is more interested in your 13 year old's availability
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@thirdteamplayer
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4 years
Hey @ashwinravi99 we are as usual struggling to put up a team this Saturday. Any chance you are free to play @Cherwellcricket div 8? I am sure @imVkohli and @RaviShastriOfc won’t mind!
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@thirdteamplayer
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4 years
If he had done this at our village he will be skippering next week
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@thirdteamplayer
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5 years
Game rained off again! Fourth game of the season. For once we did look like we were going to win! The scorecard might not look that way but #wewerewwellontop
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@thirdteamplayer
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5 years
https://t.co/8Pfedd8het well played @StantonHCC and @WolvercoteCC . Gives a new meaning to “we were robbed today” at the end of a game. I am glad this didn’t happen at our game. No one catches anything in our team
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CRICKETERS caught a thief — after abandoning their game. The pickpocket was seen rifling through players’ wallets and a till. Word spread among the fielders who spotted the suspect on a bench. They…
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@thirdteamplayer
Third Team Player
5 years
For the second Saturday in a row the average age of our squad is 75 and we had a teenager in the team! #ifyoucanstandyouarein Shame the team’s total didn’t cross 75 🤦‍♂️
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@thirdteamplayer
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5 years
What has not changed we are still bottom of the bottom division @Cherwellcricket #somethingsneverchange #cantbatbowlorfield 🏏🏏🏏🏏
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@thirdteamplayer
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5 years
3. Yet another new format -100-might suit us as we might atleast bat out the overs (or 5s or whatever) 4. No teas 😳😳😢. This was the highlight of our Saturdays. Wonder what @crickettealady is upto these days 🤔
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@thirdteamplayer
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5 years
Lot of changes since I played last 1. Sanitiser breaks-pleased to say we made it to the second one! 2. Social distancing-taken to the extreme when most of our fielders seemed to be wary of stopping the ball leave alone catching it. 2/10 this weekend was not bad…..
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@thirdteamplayer
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5 years
Back after an extended injury break. Quality of cricket has not changed much! Will blame Bill Gates for it! 💉 💉
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@thirdteamplayer
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8 years
And so the cricket season begins! One more year before retirement! #hearditeveryyear
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@thirdteamplayer
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8 years
Just one game into the season and I am hurting in places I never knew existed! 🏏 @Cherwellcricket
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@thirdteamplayer
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9 years
Pakistan having a terrible day on the field! Reminds me of our Saturdays.... #butterfingers #longbarrier
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@thirdteamplayer
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9 years
Season over!Thankfully no injuries and fairly successful, did not finish bottom this year @Cherwellcricket #pushforpromotion #nextyear
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@thirdteamplayer
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9 years
Two weeks of skippering!Not the easiest job in the world!Soon teas, match fees, scorecards, bowlers name please, will all b a distant memory
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@thirdteamplayer
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9 years
Being a lifeguard at the Olympic swimming event! #wasteoftime That's how I feel most Saturday's watching us play 😟
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@thirdteamplayer
Third Team Player
10 years
That time of the summer when the skip goes on holiday and leaves me in charge. Nothing can go wrong were his last words! Have only 5 to play
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@thirdteamplayer
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10 years
If we had this policy we won't be able to put out a single team leave alone three! @Cherwellcricket
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@thirdteamplayer
Third Team Player
10 years
Wow posh club with fancy hand dryers in the loo! We don't even have paper towels!
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