Steven 'Wordle Yankovic' Lang
@thespectacles
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Parody/farce. Novel coming June. Work in CutBank, Milkweed Editions, Der Greif, Romka, Slushpile Mag, Chestnut Review, Catamaran, StoneCoast Review, elsewhere.
Lauderdale, USA
Joined August 2010
🧵 Something folks are missing here: this raid wasn’t about “illegals taking American jobs.” It was about ICE storming the Hyundai–LG battery plant in Georgia, part of a $7.6B Metaplant project that isn’t even operational yet. They dragged out more than 300 South Korean
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My new short story, "Billy's Paradox," was recently named runner up in Press 53's Prime Number Magazine Award for Short Fiction. I'd be delighted if you took a look at the story: https://t.co/pwkle6Up6r
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If Wisconsin offered @GovTimWalz a $40,000 Harley Davidson, the entire Republican Party would have a full melt down.
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Oh, Turnip meant he'd end the war "for" one day. Thanks, Vlad. Happy Easter!
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Incompetence and arrogance is one *hell* of a combination. And I speak from experience!
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My father used to say that the first thing that separated human beings from other animals was the ability to tie knots.
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Delighted and grateful to participate in the Black Beach Art Book Fair this past weekend. Many thanks to Brad Zellar for the opportunity & to Carolyn Swiszcz for the zine collabs. So many great photographers and zine makers can't possibly mention them all. Can't wait 4 next year!
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Been looking forward to reading this collection from CoffeeHouse Press from the great Brian Evenson for a long time, but I'm a little worried I may never sleep again...
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RIP Boris Spassky, World Chess Champion before Bobby Fischer.
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This does make sense, but doing this for FOUR YEARS?
Take thirteen minutes, or bookmark this for later. This is from @ezraklein, taken from The Ezra Klein Show podcast. It explains precisely what this administration is doing and why it is essential to keep focus and not play into it. #DemsUnited #DemVoice1
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We're so screwed it's unreal. https://t.co/SSNBUjWGw4
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Robot looters from China caught stealing jeans in Los Angeles all have five fake passports from Greenland and shit vaccines into unsuspecting movie stars' planters while UFOs drop magic mushrooms onto elementary school playground, thanks Gavin.
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Easily confusing the Anthropic AI model in early 2025. This bodes well for letting "general intelligence" run important things as soon as possible.
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Note to future: They should use AI to create Jodorowski's Dune.
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Venmo called, they're running out of payments...cuz of Matt Gaetz.
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It's actually funny to watch Turnip pressure Vance to stump for Gaetz. It's a loyalty test - the whole reason behind the nomination in the first place.
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Lesson: You can't combat disinformation with information. You have to tell a better story.
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