Waiter: how's your food? Me: You too, Kmt

🚨🇧🇷 | Liverpool are close to agreeing a fee with Palmeiras for winger Allan! Palmeiras are pushing for €35m (£30m). A deal could be agreed in the coming weeks.

Method Man revealed the key to staying married for over 20 years: "Stay private and keep people out of your business."

I made my first 35 quid listening to TM101 forever has a place imnmy heart

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Vini

Nelly surprised Ashanti with a visit at her Valentine’s Day show. ❤️ 💍

90% of men receive their first flowers at their funeral. Harsh reality.

Rio Ngumoha on his disallowed goal “It was a finish, to be honest. Cody (Gakpo) has been telling me to cut in more on my stronger foot and shoot. It paid off.”

“Treated like a lady” and the whole time it’s just reciprocity lol

When China was black

Start bragging immediately

I think this should be taught to all girls.

🚨 The head coach of the Hungarian national team has claimed that Dominik Szoboszlai has always 'dreamed' of playing for Real Madrid amid fresh transfer speculation over the Liverpool midfielder. The 25-year old is in talks with Liverpool over a new contract and reportedly has

🚨 Breaking : Woman goes through something men go through all the time

Should a DNA test be mandatory before a woman can start receiving child support ?

Saka lost his pace and became a cm at 25

Such a beautiful woman but an ugly person. Fucked all her friends husbands.

🇫🇷🦁 Lyon reaches the 𝟏𝟑𝐓𝐇 𝐖𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐖 ✅ 2-1 v Go Ahead Eagles ✅ 1-0 v Le Havre ✅ 3-0 v Saint-Cyr ✅ 3-1 v Monaco ✅ 2-1 v Lille ✅ 2-1 v Brest ✅ 1-0 v Young Boys ✅ 5-2 v Metz ✅ 4-2 v PAOK ✅ 1-0 v Lille ✅ 2-0 v Laval ✅ 0-1 v Nantes ✅ 2-0 v Nice ❤️💙

Men with pure intentions still want pu**y

🚨 Vini Jr: "Do I have friends in football outside Real Madrid? I talk to Dominik Szoboszlai a lot, I've known him since we were younger."