Joe Bob Briggs
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OK I admit it, those were lame tortures, but you guys hung with us anyway. Now it's time to head for the forest glades and cavort indecently. Because Walpurgisnacht is just getting started! Love to the
#MutantFam
and everyone who joined us tonight!
#TheLastDriveIn
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Today, in Texas, we'll be dedicating the basement of the Alamo to the man who created it.
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Let history record that just last month Sid Haig showed up for the Scares That Care charity event, flying cross country and taking care of his fans even when he was having trouble walking. He loved the horror family as much as horror loved him.
@Shudder
@kinky_horror
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On this night seven years ago, a Mail Girl appeared before I knew I needed one.
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Well, we got renewed for Season 3, but I had to promise to remain six feet from Darcy at all times and wear a Jason mask.
@kinky_horror
@Shudder
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We found a holiday we haven't ruined yet! We're gonna fix that on February 12th . . .
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We're back on October 8 with some serial-killer mayhem and some Halloween experts to tell us how to carve. 9 p.m. Eastern/6 Pacific, only on Shudder.
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Season 4 of
#TheLastDriveIn
was announced this morning by Shudder--they're gonna set us loose to ruin some more holidays and weekends! Thanks to the
#MutantFam
for making the last few weeks so overwhelmingly successful, and for continuing to share your stories with us.
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The opening film for Season 5 will be HALLOWEEN 3 because I have finally recognized its genius.
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If anyone feels left out of the horror community, I want to talk to you. The
#MutantFam
is not complete until every misfit, outcast, nerd, weirdo and disenfranchised person is included. Even people who love Halloween 3.
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We're baaaack! It's an auction, it's a telethon, and it's the kind of genre-bending movie choices that are guaranteed to make you say "Huh? What? Explain that one again." Join us for a major distortion of what Christmas is all about. Friday December 17, 9 p.m. Eastern/6 Pacific.
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I want to thank everyone who makes
#TheLastDriveIn
possible, including
@kinky_horror
,
@RadioParfait
,
@Manjourides
,
@JustinMartell12
, our special guests
#DougBradley
and
@1AshleyLaurence
, and, of course, all the guys
@Shudder
.
#MutantFam
forever!
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This Friday JOE BOB'S HELLOWEEN will be designed and shaped by Darcy The Mail Girl, because I'm sick of people telling me how bad I screw up Samhain every year, starting with my inability to PRONOUNCE Samhain. The guests, the decorations, the themes--all NOT MY FAULT. All I know…
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Okay everyone--October 23rd!
#TheLastDriveIn
celebrates You Know What Holiday from a very special location.
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So this morning I was sharing a Bud Light with Bobcat Goldthwait, Danhausen, Peaches Christ and David Dastmalchian, and I decided, what the hell, all y'all are invited to the Season 5 premiere, you're gonna love the 80s slasher band I hired from Italy. They said yes!
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Quarantine can't stop
#thelastdrivein
. We found a dark secluded place to enhance your nightmares on October 23.
#HalloweenHideaway
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April 21: Season 5 Launch Party!
April 28: Walpurgisnacht Part 2!
May 5: Cinco de Fucking Mayo!
May 12: Mama's Day!
May 19: Dysfunctional Family Jubilee!
. . . and that's only the beginning.
#TheLastDriveIn
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My old hippie friends, some of them too feeble to march, others forbidden by their spouses from being arrested, should contribute with what people in their 20s can't--money! I'm surprised I have to explain this to you doofuses.
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We're waiting one day after filing our taxes to see if anyone on the cast or crew has to do prison time this year, but then we're launching Season 3! April 16th! Still cooped up in the cabin but ready to party!
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For 30 years drive-ins were torn down to make room for Walmarts. And then, like Kenny in South Park, the drive-ins rose from the dead on the same Walmart parking lots. You think I'm kidding, but THE DRIVE-IN WILL NEVER DIE.
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Based on the revelations at
@Cinestate
and their failure to come clean about everything and make it right, I guess I have to resign from both
@FANGORIA
and
@REBELLER
. Sad on several levels, including the end of Fango's miracle comeback and the decline of a TX-based film company.
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Hey guys. The reason I haven’t been engaging is that I’ve been listening to everybody. The important thing is, I do NOT want the Mutant Family to attack the author of that article or anyone else sharing their opinions. The Mutant Family is not a mob. . . .
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You might as well pout!
You might as well cry!
Our Christmas hangout
Makes everyone die . . .
Shudder's bringing Joe Bob to town!
FRIDAY THE 15TH, 9 P.M. EASTERN
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Joe Flaherty was kind enough to fish out his old costume and reprise Count Floyd for one last time on one of my MonsterVision episodes and he was hilarious. One of the nicest guys ever. R.I.P.
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Yes indeed, the queen of horror hosting IS coming to the trailer park! This Friday, 9 p.m. Eastern/6 Pacific, on the Shudder live feed! Joe Bob's Haunted Halloween Hangout!
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@kinky_horror
Darcy is aware of all your supportive tweets and wants to thank you for them and doesn't want you to worry. She's just taking a mental break from social media.
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Just a heads up. Anyone offering MonsterVision "box sets," DVDs, etc., is a bootlegger, and your $50 to $80 is gonna get you an incredibly crappy image, even worse than what you can already find on YouTube. Just wait a few months and we'll have something official.
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The man who's made drive-in movies in eight decades, mentor to dozens of Oscar winners, main inspiration for what I do, is here to guide us through a double-feature finale on
#TheLastDriveIn
, and it's going to be legendary--because he's a legend.
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Thanks to you guys, our little telethon/auction/Christmas party raised $156,906.25. FOUR TIMES what we raised last year for our four charities. Amazing.
#thelastdrivein
#joebobruinschristmas
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I finally lost the battle and Shudder programmers were able to acquire the streaming rights to "Halloween 3: Season of the Witch," also known as "WTF." I'm sure
@kinky_horror
is gloating.
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#TheLastDriveIn
is a place for everyone, all identities, races, beliefs, and we’re all about love not war. (Well, except for tonight--the first movie is Troma’s War!) But don’t answer with hate. So stop. Stop right now. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND I KNOW YOU DO.
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Tomorrow night THE LAST DRIVE-IN becomes part of FEAR FEST on AMC. We're presenting the 1978 HALLOWEEN. Special 10pm Eastern start time.
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October 21st is exactly 35 years to the day since the world premiere of John Carpenter's "Prince of Darkness." Did we plan it that way? Satan planned it that way.
#TheLastDriveIn
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This will be the first Halloween without George Romero and Tobe Hooper, the two men who changed horror forever. Let's all take a knee.
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I never read reviews before I write about a flick, so I had no idea until today that there was anything but love for Halloween Kills. The size of it, the ambition of it, the top-notch acting and photography--what's not to love?
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Thanks to everyone who watched, tweeted and otherwise joined in for the
#HalloweenHideaway
and thanks to everyone in the cast and crew except
@kinky_horror
who attempted to kill me. You masochists showed a remarkable level of love for Hackolantern! Yes, Yuki is still in the tree.
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Two heavy hitters in horror--the guys who pretty much own Halloween at this point--will journey to the trailer house next week for HALLOWEEN HOEDOWN. (Apparently Michael escaped from that burning house.)
#HalloweenKills
@jason_blum
#DavidGordonGreen
@blumhouse
#thelastdrivein
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What I love about directors from the 70s and 80s is that they had no political ax to grind, no message, no social justification for horror. It was just "get a load of this great story." I don't wanna be told how to watch a movie.
@Shudder
@kinky_horror
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The Chainsaw Award is HUGE. Thanks to
@FANGORIA
and the people
@kinky_horror
badgered into voting for us!
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Some of you are having trouble explaining to your loved ones, in this time of crisis, why Season 2 of The Last Drive-In is essential for your mental health. Your alternative derangement starts one month from today!
@Shudder
@kinky_horror
@FANGORIA
@REBELLER
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Hey, guys, Shudder announced a fifth season today, so you're stuck with me for a few more hours. Come celebrate with us in Memphis next week at Joe Bob's Drive-In Jamboree, the festival for the fans, by the fans, three days of mayhem and nonsense and
#TheLastDriveIn
-style movies.
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Can we all agree that two people can watch the same movie and have diametrically opposed reactions and 1) it doesn't mean one person is stupid and the other person is smart, 2) nobody has to defend what they like or dislike, and 3) it's a movie, not a character test?
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Roger is 95 today, which explains why he has only three motion picture projects in active development. Happy Birthday!
@RogerCorman
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Normally I don't do birthdays but if this means 24 solid hours of NOT being harassed by Darcy to program a forgotten slasher, save an orphaned bobcat, eat something with quinoa in it, or apologize for something I said in 1986, then YEAH! BIRTHDAY! WOOHOO!
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Believe it or not,
#TheLastDriveIn
will be in your face FIVE TIMES between now and Halloween:
9/8 THE HISTORIC FIRST JAMBOREE FROM 2021
9/15 THE AMAZING NEW DARYL DIXON SERIES
10/7 LIVE AT THE WEST WIND DRIVE-IN IN VEGAS
10/10 FEARFEST TAKEOVER ON AMC
10/20 JOE BOB'S HELLOWEEN
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Instead of saying, "that's so sad--there's only one Blockbuster store left in the United States," I say, HOW COOL IS IT THAT ONE GUY IN BEND, OREGON, REFUSES TO CLOSE HIS BLOCKBUSTER?
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Yes, Pinhead and Kirsty are at the trailer park! Friday finale, 9 p.m. Eastern/6 Pacific.
#TheLastDriveIn
@Shudder
@kinky_horror
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The first movie was so violent that the MPAA ordered 53 cuts before it could be released. The second combined Andy Warhol's Factory with the sleaziest neighborhood in downtown El Lay. Put em together and you've got Gangsta Valentine's Day. Next Friday night, it's gonna get NASTY.
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A toast to the only mom among
#TheLastDriveIn
cast and crew. She routinely coerces her son into doing research for me, and she always delivers great mom advice, like "Don't tell that joke." A role model for moms everywhere!
@Shudder
@kinky_horror
@REBELLER
@FANGORIA
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Big Steve shows us why 74 is the new 34. Peak of his powers. Happy birthday, man.
@StephenKing
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It's that time again! Something tells me everyone already knows what our 100th movie is.... watch the live feed at 9 p.m. Eastern/6 Pacific to find out for sure....
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Three weeks ago online bullying killed Hana Kimura. You would think the haters would take a break.
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Thanks to everyone who came, watched, popped, danced, tweeted, musked and farted during JOE BOB'S HELLOWEEN, executive-produced by
@kinky_horror
for the benefit of Mutants everywhere. This was the first show of our season, because the year begins and ends at Halloween.
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I don't know what to say, guys. If you lasted to the end of
#Hogzilla
, the world is stranger than I realized. Thanks to
@kinky_horror
and
@RadioParfait
for the world's most labor-intensive practical joke, and thanks to
@AaronBKoontz
for letting us premiere his awesome anthology
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For our 100th movie (!) on The Last Drive-In, kicking off Season 4 on April 29th, we have special guests but they're not telling the host of the show who they are.
#TheLastDriveIn
#DidYouSay100
#ThatCantBeRight
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One of my favorite guests from MonsterVision days returns 25 years later, and we have something special planned for him on this week's
#TheLastDriveIn
. Watch the live feed Friday at 9 Eastern/6 Pacific.
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This Friday night I WILL SAVE CHRISTMAS, only on Shudder. It's a Killer Santa double feature, plus the Last Drive-In Home Shopping Christmas Network will be live-auctioning cool horror artifacts to raise money for people dedicated to taking the sadness out of the world.
#XmasFu
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Ps- Halloween 3 is super great!!! So says I, Joe Bob. 😉👍
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Joe, FUCK YOU, I love you and I love the movie. I don't love your bowel movements. You could have had 4 stars but it would have been nepotism because you're
#MutantFam
. This is a great movie. Also, FUCK YOU.
@kinky_horror
Fun Fact: CASINO Editor Thelma Schoonmaker supposedly set fire to the AVID used to edit the film after attempting (and failing) to cut a compelling performance out of
@therealjoebob
.
@therealjoebob
@kinky_horror
@Shudder
#TheLastDriveIn
#MutantFam
#MAYHEM
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Wow. Why would you remake a movie that's a) that recent, and b) that perfect?
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The people have suffered enough.
Assemble the squad.
We're gonna need bigger servers.
#TheLastDriveIn
Due to overwhelming demand, we’re bringing
@therealjoebob
back later this year! Stay tuned for details - the drive in will never die!”
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If there's one thing America really needs in this trying time, it's a weekend long Joe Bob marathon. Just sayin'.
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Attention guys! Joe Bob's Heartbreak Trailer Park on February 11 has FOUR--count em, FOUR--special guests who are experts on the dark side of love, along with two movies about deranged passion. We're tearing the heart out of Valentine's Day!
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Here we come, spoiling yet another holiday. That'll teach em to put a Friday the 13th in December.
@Shudder
@kinky_horror
#JoeBobChristmas
#thelastdrivein
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That's right, we refuse to go away! Two classics tonight--one recent, one vintage. And
@kinky_horror
is verified now, so maybe she'll remain at large and free from Twitter Jail. 9pm Eastern/6 Pacific--please join us for the live feed.
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Thanks to everyone who lasted all the way through HALLOWEEN 5. They use that movie at Guantanamo as a psychological torture tool. And thanks to
@kinky_horror
for tweeting all night and keeping the
#MutantFam
together.
@Shudder
#JoeBobHalloween
#TheLastDriveIn
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I know everyone is Fulci-ed out by now but thanks for the enormous outpouring of emotional support--it felt like Season One all over again!
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Shudder is dropping an original on the 14th that comes from either France or Belgium or Ireland--I couldn't tell--with actors I've never heard of, that can best be described as Wolf-Creature Stalker Torture Porn, with a feminist slant and a survivalist subplot. It's beautiful.
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Wow, overwhelmed by all the Mutant Love on my birthday. You guys are insane.
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Thanks to everyone who stuck with us through two very different movies and special thanks to
@missannabiller
for her devotion to capital-F Film and her unique insights.
#TheLastDriveIn
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I think they booked more theaters for this one-time screening than for the whole run of the release 40 years ago!
#classic
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Julie Strain loved the camera and the camera loved her but she looked in real life like an Amazon queen so graphic artists loved her as well. She used to joke about it--"six foot one and worth the climb"--but the editor of Heavy Metal magazine married her. That's a testament . .
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Photos like this are the reason I will NOT be wearing the Santa Hat this year for JOE BOB'S CREEPY CHRISTMAS, our annual Yule double feature and charity fundraiser. December 15 at 9pm EST on AMC+ TV/Shudder TV in North America, then on demand on the 17th on Shudder/AMC+. Ho. Ho.
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Okay, guys, we're doing it Friday the 13th in July--24 hours of MonsterVision-style horror worship on Shudder, the streaming service owned by AMC. It's called THE LAST DRIVE-IN because . . . "Will he survive and what will be left of him?"
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We're going full-bore Druid tonight on Joe Bob's Haunted Halloween Hangout, featuring Cassandra Peterson, Jill Schoelen and lots of DEAD PEOPLE. Countdown at 8, live feed at 9. And I solemnly promise to continue to mispronounce Samhain.
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It was strange to see all those people in lawn chairs just ten feet away and even stranger when I would get a glimpse of us on the big screen. I started to feel out-of-body, like "Where am I and what am I doing?" Darcy helped--I could look at her and get grounded.
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When people ask me to name my ideal guest on
#TheLastDriveIn
, what they usually mean is "Name your favorite person who's too famous to come on your show." I think there are two. Stephen King and Roger Corman.
@Shudder
@kinky_horror
@FANGORIA
@REBELLER
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It's a rough Twitter night when everyone is trying to watch animation with no dialogue and animation with subtitles, so I'm especially grateful to the
#MutantFam
for showing up and celebrating this unique double feature. The drive-in will never die!
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Tonight, two of my favorite movies to talk about--someone will need to stop me.
#TheLastDriveIn
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I would never question the intelligence of the
#MutantFam
but come on, people, this is ridiculous. She creates moments and insights I could never arrive at on my own.
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Uh... we just reached eBays selling limit of 25k a month! We have to make a new account before we can keep listing items. Give us 5 minutes to get those reindeer boobs up.
#JoeBobSavesChristmas
#XmasFu
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I didn't think I would like being surrounded by guests but . . . What guests these are!
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Fifth time's a charm! Be sure to watch the live feed next Friday when all kinds of weirdos are scheduled to--I mean, many distinguished guests will be joining me for the most ambitious season yet of THE LAST DRIVE-IN.
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