Tyler Gooch
@therealgoochy
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He's a 10 but he posts top tier puns
Anaheim, CA
Joined March 2010
When one of my posts has less than 10 likes I just think about those videos of the best musician in the world playing his $3k violin in the subway and you all are the people getting roasted on the viral video for just strolling by and not realizing the brilliance in your presence
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We hear them singing Dahoo Dores in the movie, but the rest of the year the Who down in Whoville sing Pinball Wizard and Baba O’Reily
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The Who’s down in Whoville all look the same and seem to all share a last name, which suggests it’s a deeply incestuous community. The grinch looks much different and is not named Who perhaps making him the result of an extra-family affair?
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Hello Mr @CoachMarkPope I’ve been doing some analytics. It seems like Gonzaga is making a concerted effort to put their shots inside the orange ring on the goal and it seems to be leading directly to points each time. Something to consider for the second half.
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nyone with information that could lead to the arrest of Mark Stoops please contact me immediately. Doesn’t matter what the crime is.
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One thing that I don’t think gets enough attention in the King Solomon cut the baby in half story is that they used to have the king, the one sovereign ruler of the land, set aside time every week to handle tasks that, nowadays, would be performed by Maury Povich
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Just got confirmation that, since they discontinued the penny, you now have to say "One hundredth of a dollar for your thoughts" smh
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If I can’t leave the Hotel California why would they even let me check out? So they can turn my room over and have me just loitering in the lobby and using the computer in the business center for eternity?
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Cease and desist
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It’s so incredible that she’s had a career as a politician without ever winning a race or holding office
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Not the point but it seems like it’s not a “false statue” it’s a real statue
Why are we allowing a false statue of a false Hindu God to be here in Texas? We are a CHRISTIAN nation! https://t.co/uAPJegLie0
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The movement which thought references to "pizza" in John Podesta's emails proved the existence of a Democratic child sex trafficking ring based in a DC restaurant are not convinced by Donald Trump's signature on a birthday letter to Jeffrey Epstein.
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It’s so cool that a high percentage of the country can see more and more evidence of a trump Epstein connection and always respond with “nuh uh”
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If we’ve learned anything from Biden and now trump it’s that the next president needs to be even older
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Is there a law that says your signature can’t be bubble letters? Thinking about making some changes
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It would be a funny bit to come out of here and ask for a plunger
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