Just dropped 30 letters in the mailbox marked “Return to Sender.” We’ve been holding onto them for 10 years. If you’re out there, Former Tenant, I hope none of these were urgent. Especially the ones that say Final Notice. 🙏📬 JK about final notice part #ReturnToSender

I started with three. Down to two.

LEGO + Red Bull = #Winning 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#GivesYouWings @redbullracing @redbull @LEGO_Group

Hey @Uber , today’s ride: $20 more than usual. In short, The wait cost me about $1 a minute. 👉🔥🔥🔥Then you gave me a sweet little notice “Thanks for your patience, we’re busier than normal.” 🙌🙌🙌You’re welcome! Let me know if I should also Venmo you a tip for being

144 lessons. 44 King-level finales. A few hints. Zero shortcuts. Today, my 13-year-old finished every course @ChessKidcom has to offer. From Doubled Pawns to The King’s Golden Cage, he learned, adapted, and leveled up. Thank you @ChessKidcom, @chesscom, and FunMasterMike for

Watching @garyvee ’s “Forget Algorithms” keynote on @Spotify 🎧 when—ding—a text 📲 from Gary pops up. VeeFriends 🐯🔥 on Whatnot in real time. A masterclass 🎓 while giving a masterclass 🎤. This isn’t content marketing… It’s content omnipresence 🌍. I follow Gary for

Katy Perry went to space on another man’s rocket. I got my own rocket. What a Bezos gotta do with me? This mission’s solo. No entourage. No pop anthem. Just one man, one flame trail, and a craving only @Wendys can answer. #SelfMadeSauceRun #RocketByChoice #FrostyOrbit

Coding to Skyfall by Adele on @Spotify when my @RODEaudio RØDECaster Pro II made it sound like she was singing through a walkie-talkie. EQ? Tweaked. Noise gate? Crushed. Still broken. The real fix? Disable ALL channel processing. Don’t just flatten it. Kill it. #PodcastGear

Dropped my Apple trackpad face down. Now it’s half tech, half modern art installation. I call it “Gesture Control, but Make It Painful.” Bidding starts at $1000. @Apple @MuseumModernArt @elonmusk @TheOnion #TrackpadTragedy #ModernArtAccident #SwipeAtYourOwnRisk

All efficient supply chains hide a thousand tiny optimizations. Spent the day hunting cost gaps like Tolstoy chasing existential dread.” #SupplyChainLife #AnnaKareninaVibes #DataTherapy 📉🔍🧠🔥

Hatching Twitter by @nickbilton on @Spotify is straight tech drama — backstabs, boardroom chaos, the works 💥📘 Caught his interview on @MyFirstMilPod with @ShaanVP & @thesampar — banger rec 🔥 And @jack’s nose ring? Man slapped a Band-Aid on it, mouth-breathed through life

2nd jury duty in two years!! I’ve been here 20 years🔥🔥🔥🔥Am I called in bc I’m so handsome or am I fooled by randomness, Taleb-style. #JuryDutyRedux"

Hello door- goodbye door

#duolingo

Sauna time to stretch mental capacity

Arabic on Duolingo

Listening to The Bourne Identity soundtrack on @Spotify for some reason writing SQL queries feels like a high-stakes mission. 💻💥 #SQLSpyMode how I view my screen in my mind. #bourneidentity #codesoundtrack #SQLimagination #SQL

Workout started late—5:20 AM. Wrapped up the sauna. The priority for all workouts is simple: endurance first, then strength. Why? Because one day I might have to carry my family out of a burning house, and I must be ready. Strength alone isn’t the issue; exhaustion is. It’s not