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Immigrant Welsh bloke. Says 'marvellous'. Owns narrowboat Sanderling. Lock keeper. Hockey umpire. Lives on t'moors.

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@theoldbloke
Allan Colcombe
10 hours
Today’s dawdle was 6.5miles, no locks. Two and a half hours thru absolutely delightful countryside. Winded, watered (no sniggering). Now pub. More on that in due course…🍺
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@theoldbloke
Allan Colcombe
10 hours
Canalplan not pulling any punches in its critique of the northern Ashby. Check out the last para…
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@theoldbloke
Allan Colcombe
1 day
Tonight’s weapon of choice.
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@theoldbloke
Allan Colcombe
1 day
Recommendation for boaters who thrash up to the northern reaches of the Ashby. The Horse & Jockey, Congerstone. Foody pub but good 🍺. Moor at Bridge 47, 5 min stroll.
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@theoldbloke
Allan Colcombe
2 days
Good grief it’s the jackpot tonight. We’ve gone from swearing to racism. I don’t think I’ll return which is shame cos it’s a good price and pleasant staff.
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@theoldbloke
Allan Colcombe
2 days
Oh I was wrong! Tonight the Kinell has morphed into The Far Queue.
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@theoldbloke
Allan Colcombe
2 days
Back in the Kinell. Tonight it’s more decorous. Perhaps having a woman behind the bar is the cause.
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@theoldbloke
Allan Colcombe
2 days
Engine room painted. Now, pub.
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@theoldbloke
Allan Colcombe
3 days
Sitting in the Kinell Arms. Or at least it should be called that, given that every other sentence heard contains that word.
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@theoldbloke
Allan Colcombe
7 days
RT @SlenderSherbet: It's #YorkshireDay and as is tradition, here for you bastards, is Sean Bean, as Sharpe, saying "bastard" a lot. https:/….
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@theoldbloke
Allan Colcombe
7 days
RT @BladeoftheS: If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the £232,000,000 she owes gi….
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@theoldbloke
Allan Colcombe
8 days
#boatsthatweet.Trying work out which canals on the network are NOT affected by closure or long term restriction. I’ve got:.Llangollen.Staffs & Worcs.Ashby. Any others?.
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@theoldbloke
Allan Colcombe
8 days
Not him again! .😂😂😂😂😂
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@theoldbloke
Allan Colcombe
8 days
If he had, I wouldn’t be writing this, as my Mum (his gf at that time) refused to leave Wales. So you wouldn’t be reading this…🙁.
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@theoldbloke
Allan Colcombe
8 days
I found an old book today given to my Dad when we was in Australia in WW2, inscribed by a friend there. He wanted to return after VJ and start a new life down under, but it didn’t happen.
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@theoldbloke
Allan Colcombe
8 days
What’s the word for pondering how different your life might have been if your forefathers had acted differently? 🤔.
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@theoldbloke
Allan Colcombe
10 days
I know we boaters all grumble about stoppage notices, but I’d be happy to stand and wait for this one…
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@theoldbloke
Allan Colcombe
14 days
Boaters coping with low water levels please have a butchers at this and be glad you’re not there. The Hudds Narrow on the summit lock flight this morning.
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@theoldbloke
Allan Colcombe
15 days
Weds - lose wallet.Thurs - recover wallet. Drive to Moira Furnace museum and find it’s closed.Fri - think I’ll stay in bed 😀.
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@theoldbloke
Allan Colcombe
17 days
What sort of idiot plugs into shoreline power without thinking to actually check that it’s switched on and run all sorts of 240v stuff for hours? 🤔.
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