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@themasternelson
MASTER NELSON rates everything ⚒
2 years
Bootyhole gon sound like the intro to MF DOOM's Hoe Cakes
@cummandrinqueef
queef queen
2 years
y'all know what time it is
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Progressive?
@NewsWire_US
NewsWire
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Jasmine Crockett, Progressive Democrat, Files to Run for Texas Senate
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@themasternelson
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Finna watch this in 70mm IMAX. Again.
@eddiebrcok
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the opening scene in sinners alone deserves all the awards
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@themasternelson
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Lmaoooo
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@Robfrfr
Rob.
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@Robfrfr
Rob.
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Jalen Hurts has a story to tell
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@themasternelson
MASTER NELSON rates everything ⚒
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More AI slop 🥱
@callmediva405
DIVA🦄🧁
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Eddie Murphy got some 50 and Diddy dummies 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@themasternelson
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Stranger Things S1 really had the sauce
@fairycentz
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winona ryder deserved an emmy for stranger things season 1
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Two Americas.
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Morgan Wallen has been crowned the #1 biggest artist of 2025 on the Billboard charts.
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@imsogxne
naw 🇲🇦
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That dude was really sitting on instagram live waiting to get in with a yam taped to his face
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@goodworkmb
Good Work
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every company is every company
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@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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Paramount Pictures’ account was seemingly hacked today, with their bio changed to: “Proud arm of the fascist regime”
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Worst album in their discography but it’s not terrible
@evboogie
•UP•NORTH•TRIPS•
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On this day in 2009, Clipse released Til The Casket Drops.
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LMAOOOOOOO
@LilEazy06
Flicka Mya Bean
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@themasternelson
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You know what’s a bad movie? Pixels
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Bro out-Ziwed Ziwe
@HRCHYCIA
The HRCHY C.I.A
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Vince Staples brain need to be donated to the NAACP when he croak
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Was that the Eagles worst game of the season so far?
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@OnPattison
OnPattison
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Jalen Hurts just got sacked by… Sulley from Monsters, Inc. And that sums up the Philadelphia Eagles right about now.
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Oh he’s tryna make it more right wing
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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David Ellison allegedly offered assurances to Trump administration officials that if he bought Warner Bros, he would make major changes to CNN for them. (Source: https://t.co/DaLdbW1TV4)
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No Other Choice? 10/10.
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Now watching No Other Choice
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@soribagk
soriba
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Only good thing about Trump is he destroyed any illusions we had left of the govt… all three branches are pussc!
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court seems likely to expand president's power and back Trump's firing of independent-agency board members.
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